3 definitions by massiveness12
When a girl can't keep a guy's attention for more than several days. When you see a friend with a different girl on his arm every week, he is suffering from Advanced Date ADD.
John: Hey Phil, I'd like you to meet Amber.
Phil: Oh, I thought you were with Melissa.
John: Nah.
Phil: That was a week ago. You got that Date ADD, bro.
Phil: Oh, I thought you were with Melissa.
John: Nah.
Phil: That was a week ago. You got that Date ADD, bro.
by massiveness12 April 14, 2014
When a liberal steps outside of their echo chamber long enough to encounter a different opinion on a subject. It is usually characterized by severe cognitive dissonance, violent rage, and frequent incontinence.
"Waiter, can we get an extra mimosa over here? Karen's having a fit of Brunch rage."
"Yeah, man, Todd's outside, screaming "fascist" over and over. I can't even find his clothes.
"Yeah, man, Todd's outside, screaming "fascist" over and over. I can't even find his clothes.
by massiveness12 February 7, 2023
1. An advanced form of attention deficit disorder.
2. The avatar of chaos.
3. A term to describe short attention span, poor hygeine, chaos and destruction.
2. The avatar of chaos.
3. A term to describe short attention span, poor hygeine, chaos and destruction.
1. Dude, help Dan, he's Wakeling right now!
2. FUCKING WAKELING IS AT THE PARTY!!! WHO INVITED WAKELING?!
3. Dude, you gotta get back on track, man. You're starting to look like Wakeling.
2. FUCKING WAKELING IS AT THE PARTY!!! WHO INVITED WAKELING?!
3. Dude, you gotta get back on track, man. You're starting to look like Wakeling.
by massiveness12 March 1, 2009