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waistband 

When you tuck your nut sack up into your wasitband for all to see.
Did you see that kid walking around the hallway waistbanding
waistband by CWard3 March 1, 2017
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waistband tuck 

The art of tucking your erection into the waistband of your boxers/athletic shorts to hide the appearance of the boner you are sporting.
On the long early morning walk to the bathroom from my dorm room, I had to employ the waistband tuck to avoid people seeing the tent I was pitching.
waistband tuck by L-DubV June 20, 2008

waistband trick 

A technique used by males to conceal an erection. The penis is tucked in between the waistband of a pair of boxers or briefs and the stomach.
The other day I used the waistband trick to hide my boner in class.
waistband trick by Drizay August 9, 2006

Waistband titties

Female breasts that hang to a woman's waist
Matt: Ay yo Tim that bitch is hottttttttt
Tim: I can already see her waistband titties swingin' from here, dude.

Waistband bill 

Someone who spend all there money and time at the strip club
Guy 1: yo fam want to go to the strip club again.
Guy 2: nah man i don't want to be a waistband bill
Waistband bill by Herso June 22, 2020

Waistband Trampoline 

A technique used by men to remove excess pee from their penis after urinating in a urinal. The male bounces his penis up and down on his waistband a few times before he zips up, preventing underwear dribble.
I bounced my dick on my waistband trampoline a few times before leaving the urinal so I wouldn’t get piss pants.
Waistband Trampoline by Brandon2k9 February 9, 2018

Waistband virgin 

Someone who has never worn a belt
Waistband virgin by RtrdRandyUwU April 27, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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