by brandon2k9 May 19, 2010
A holiday sex move, when dirty hot sex has been going on for a long period of time, raising the body temperature of the man in turn raising his semen temperature. He nuts on the womans chest, thus a roasting chestnut.
Tim: Hey Dale what are you doing christmas day?
Dale: Visiting my in-laws at 5 which will lead to a roasting chestnut with my wife in her parents bed.
Tim: :/
Dale: Visiting my in-laws at 5 which will lead to a roasting chestnut with my wife in her parents bed.
Tim: :/
by brandon2k9 December 03, 2009
While pumping gas, you try to release the pump trigger at the number you want it to land on in one try. The less risky people release a few cents underneath the target number then pump the trigger until it gets to the number. It is kind of reverse of russian roulette.
Pumping gas this morning, I tried to land on 30 dollars exactly but hit $30.05 instead. I lost gas pump roulette today.
by Brandon2k9 October 16, 2012
by brandon2k9 August 10, 2009
What a person is called when they have big ass thighs, the king of all thighs. Even larger than thunder thighs.
Dave: Check out the thighs on that hoe! Those are the biggest I've ever seen!
Bob: She has the king of all thighs; that bitch be a Thighrannosaurus Rex!
Bob: She has the king of all thighs; that bitch be a Thighrannosaurus Rex!
by brandon2k9 August 10, 2009
A technique used by men to remove excess pee from their penis after urinating in a urinal. The male bounces his penis up and down on his waistband a few times before he zips up, preventing underwear dribble.
I bounced my dick on my waistband trampoline a few times before leaving the urinal so I wouldn’t get piss pants.
by Brandon2k9 February 09, 2018
Where all the women go on insane long shopping sprees followed by a night of excess alcohol, because their husbands are gone for opening day of gun season.
by brandon2k9 November 05, 2009