wagwan = whats up
piffting = hottie (girl)
bbm = black berry messenger
so back in the days when blackberries still were a thing you had to get a code to DM someone. so this is actually just a really special way to say: whats up girl lemme get your number.
When a roadman (preferably over lvl 203) says you have got some nice or “peng” shoes or “creps”
You (a new roadman lvl 1 with your mandem):Oi blud!
Little T(an experienced lvl 999 roadman with his mandem):Oi wagwan Mandem youve got some peng creps fam!
You:Thanks fam i be rocking these bare timbs!
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).