Wagoner

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A person that is so nervous about loosing their job that they will back stab and play on your fears to make themselves appear to be the superior worker. They will try and form alliances with others to back them up in their scheme as well as spread rumors and flat out lies. They appear jolly and happy and go out of their way to make jokes with the bosses but when you actually get to know the person they are more miserable then you could very imagine. They will try and start fights with you and then turn the situation around on you as if you were the bad guy.

Alice was so afraid of loosing her spot at the tin can company that she wagonered Joan (her friend) when lay-offs where about to come.

"Watch out don't get to close to Alice she might wagoner for your position"

Wagoner by lostarts November 3, 2008

Words you can keep

wagoner

a person with a gay dad

i sure bet that kolby is a wagoner

wagoner by kolbyretardass January 15, 2009

Wagoner

1. A crap hole in the middle of no where
2. Once you are there, it is hard to ever leave

1. There is really nothing in Wagoner
2. Almost everyone I graduated with still lives in or near Wagoner

Wagoner by Jewels L October 19, 2008

wagoner

any greater Los Angeles area sports fan

Wagoner: I've been a hardcore Lakers and Dodgers fan since like 2002, dude.

Me: Do you go to any games?

Wagoner: No, the traffic is terrible.

Me: What is your favorite NFL team?

Wagoner: Huh? Oh I love the team Beckham is on.

Me: Shut up and go home, you wagoner!

wagoner by sho.nuff August 28, 2011

wagoner borrow

When you borrow something with the intent to not give it back. Less sever than stealing.

Do you like this book bag? I wagoner borrowed it from work.

wagoner borrow by Sticky fingers 2000 October 29, 2023

band wagoner

A person who cheers for a team just because they are winning.

Scott Gallupe is a band wagoner

band wagoner by AaronK- January 25, 2010

band wagoner

someone who only likes a certain thing because its "popular"

Sheila is a band wagoner only likes the dodgers when they're winning and hates them when they are losing

band wagoner by Shellybelly07 July 5, 2005

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026