Wagoner

A person that is so nervous about loosing their job that they will back stab and play on your fears to make themselves appear to be the superior worker. They will try and form alliances with others to back them up in their scheme as well as spread rumors and flat out lies. They appear jolly and happy and go out of their way to make jokes with the bosses but when you actually get to know the person they are more miserable then you could very imagine. They will try and start fights with you and then turn the situation around on you as if you were the bad guy.

Alice was so afraid of loosing her spot at the tin can company that she wagonered Joan (her friend) when lay-offs where about to come.

"Watch out don't get to close to Alice she might wagoner for your position"

Wagoner by lostarts November 3, 2008

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a person with a gay dad

i sure bet that kolby is a wagoner

wagoner by kolbyretardass January 15, 2009

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Wagoner

1. A crap hole in the middle of no where
2. Once you are there, it is hard to ever leave

1. There is really nothing in Wagoner
2. Almost everyone I graduated with still lives in or near Wagoner

Wagoner by Jewels L October 19, 2008

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any greater Los Angeles area sports fan

Wagoner: I've been a hardcore Lakers and Dodgers fan since like 2002, dude.

Me: Do you go to any games?

Wagoner: No, the traffic is terrible.

Me: What is your favorite NFL team?

Wagoner: Huh? Oh I love the team Beckham is on.

Me: Shut up and go home, you wagoner!

wagoner by sho.nuff August 28, 2011