WaffleGrate

When you’re shat on a woven garden chair and grate your shit between the holes like a cheese grater.

Oops, I’ve shat myself on my garden chair, I better wafflegrate it away.

WaffleGrate by WaffleProder July 28, 2023

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WaffleGrain

WaffleGrain is a nice kind hearted person that's always is there for his friends and never lets anyone down but is really bipolar and over thinks things a lot to cause him or she to panic.

When you go down in zombies you know WaffleGrain will get you back up and ready to go!

WaffleGrain by Marcus Schaeffer February 21, 2018

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wafflebate

Invented by Dominic Clyde Chiesa in 2007 on a late Saturday night whilst horny and craving waffles at the same time. It is to self stimulate ones genitalia through the use of waffles. Syrup has been known to be added to enhance the experience.

Oh man was that a crazy trip. I got all trashed and wafflebated in the moonlight with a herd of wild gazelles.

wafflebate by Dominic Chiesa December 17, 2007