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Waffle hair

When some dumbass bitch sucks so much dick that her hair gets plastered with spunk, and she doesnt have time to wash it out because she is always fiending for another load.
I gave that bitch a perm with my sperm! WAFFLE HAIR!!!
by noodlesmom August 21, 2013
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Wafflefairy

A Wafflefairy is somebody who's extremely loud and irritating, often tormenting you in small but annoying ways.
“I'm never babysitting for them again. Their kid is such a Wafflefairy!”
by C L G June 29, 2020
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Hairy Waffles

One of those times when your balls accidently get caught in the vice like grip of a waffle iron and are never the same again.
Bro I was drinking while making waffles last night and accidently made myself a steaming plate of hairy waffles. Shit hurts man.
by Pedo the Filer December 24, 2016
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