Waded Out

-To be belligerently drunk, but still completely functional, while hitting on anything with a heartbeat.
-To be obliterated.
-Being wasted while everyone enjoys your charming and enticing embrace presence.
-Applicable to any day of the week, one must be blacked out.

Bro 1: Hey Bro what's that guy doing?
Bro 2: Oh man he is really Waded Out. He hit on every girl here and they enjoy it!
Bro 1: I want to be Waded Out!
Bro 2: Then stop talking and beer bong this Vodka.