A man who does not engage in outdoor activity a lot and wanks most of the day. Pretty fat, but in a good way. Funny at times and will make you laugh a lot but will probably put a roofie in your drink.
by Waddel C. July 23, 2016
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"Goddamn that department manager's got a walmart waddle."
"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."
"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."
by benis phuccboi March 28, 2017
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A boob who works with another boob named Silvy on the Radio, whose Career Highlights include: inventing the Uword Snow Luggage, some how played in the NFL for 6 years and lived to tell the tale with only minor brain damage, eats his hot dogs smothered in underwear and knows 'Da Coach'.
Chicago Bears legend Tom Waddle #87
Chicago Bears legend Tom Waddle #87
Pat Summerall: who is that guy who can't run, is not fast, but is getting open, sniffing those smelling salts?
John Madden: Oh he's Tom Waddle
John Madden: Oh he's Tom Waddle
by Silvy WannaBe December 12, 2016
Get the Tom Waddle mug.1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.
2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.
2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.
1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".
2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"
2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"
by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006
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Get the Jaylen Waddle mug.by ih8footy June 16, 2020
Get the Waddle on mug.1) A short, dark skinned person from Latin or South America - usually of Guatemalan descent. 2) A short, dark skinned person that waddles when walking.
How are we suppose to get through here with all these Waddlemalans in our way? Can't they walk straight?
by akcguy24 January 27, 2010
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