Waddel

A man who does not engage in outdoor activity a lot and wanks most of the day. Pretty fat, but in a good way. Funny at times and will make you laugh a lot but will probably put a roofie in your drink.

Yo watch out for Waddel. He is kinda creepy.

Waddel by Waddel C. July 23, 2016

Walmart Waddle 

That hilarious walk that overweight/obese walmart employees or department managers do when they're trying to walk from one area to another.

"Goddamn that department manager's got a walmart waddle."

"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."

Walmart Waddle by benis phuccboi March 28, 2017

Tom Waddle

A boob who works with another boob named Silvy on the Radio, whose Career Highlights include: inventing the Uword Snow Luggage, some how played in the NFL for 6 years and lived to tell the tale with only minor brain damage, eats his hot dogs smothered in underwear and knows 'Da Coach'.

Chicago Bears legend Tom Waddle #87

Pat Summerall: who is that guy who can't run, is not fast, but is getting open, sniffing those smelling salts?
John Madden: Oh he's Tom Waddle

Tom Waddle by Silvy WannaBe December 12, 2016

Ass Waddling Paddle Master 

1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.

1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".

2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"

Ass Waddling Paddle Master by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

Jaylen Waddle 

Fast; Faster than other people

Jim: that bird is fast

Rick: no, that bird is Jaylen Waddle

Jaylen Waddle by Bama.Wave September 3, 2018

Waddle on 

The last message on the popular Disney MMO Club Penguin

Waddle on club penguin

Waddle on by ih8footy June 16, 2020

Waddlemalan 

1) A short, dark skinned person from Latin or South America - usually of Guatemalan descent. 2) A short, dark skinned person that waddles when walking.

How are we suppose to get through here with all these Waddlemalans in our way? Can't they walk straight?

Waddlemalan by akcguy24 January 27, 2010