When Your Dick Has an erretion by look at a small kitten who stares right back. Most men do not have this, others who are gay might, although some wicky dickys get aattacked by goats when out on the farm! So be careful with your Wicky Dickys! (:
*A wicky dicky mostly happens out on the farm with a stray cat and getting a boner and then every once i awhile a goat comes and attacks it*
Giving someone a blowjob while they are on the toilet and they pee in your mouth simultaneously while someone wearing a duck mask watching, or Freddy Fazbear.
it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.
person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."
a play on words between dack (to pull someone's pants down) and sack wack (to slap a guys balls) the process involves pulling a guys pants down and immediately hitting his balls making it difficult for him to pull his pants back up
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.