When Your Dick Has an erretion by look at a smallkitten who stares right back. Most men do not have this, others who are gay might, although some wicky dickys get aattacked by goats when out on the farm! So be careful with your Wicky Dickys! (:
*A wicky dicky mostly happens out on the farm with a stray cat and getting a boner and then every once i awhile a goat comes and attacks it*
Giving someone a blowjob while they are on the toilet and they pee in your mouth simultaneously while someone wearing a duck mask watching, or Freddy Fazbear.
it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.
person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."
a play on words between dack (to pull someone's pants down) and sack wack (to slap a guys balls) the process involves pulling a guys pants down and immediately hitting his balls making it difficult for him to pull his pants back up