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Wicky Dicky 

When Your Dick Has an erretion by look at a small kitten who stares right back. Most men do not have this, others who are gay might, although some wicky dickys get aattacked by goats when out on the farm! So be careful with your Wicky Dickys! (:
*A wicky dicky mostly happens out on the farm with a stray cat and getting a boner and then every once i awhile a goat comes and attacks it*
Wicky Dicky by AnonymousJK April 20, 2011

Sucky wucky ducky fucky 

Giving someone a blowjob while they are on the toilet and they pee in your mouth simultaneously while someone wearing a duck mask watching, or Freddy Fazbear.
“Yeah, I got a sick sucky wucky ducky fucky

what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac 

it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.
person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."

A Good Old Fucky-Wucky-Nathan-Ducky

I just nicknamed my dick A Good Old Fucky-Wucky-Nathan-Ducky, Brian.

Danky wanky

Better than Dank or super cool or good. It's used to describe something someone really loves to indulge in.
That meal was danky wanky, man.
Danky wanky by Linguistrix February 3, 2020

Dack Wack 

a play on words between dack (to pull someone's pants down) and sack wack (to slap a guys balls) the process involves pulling a guys pants down and immediately hitting his balls making it difficult for him to pull his pants back up
I got given dack wack today so embarrassing