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Wanna Play? 

It's what people who eat Airheads candy say before their heads swell up to the size of medicine balls
Guy: Wanna play?
Girl: Bumper Heads here?
Guy: Why not? Come on!
Wanna Play? by Metallicajunkie October 27, 2018

Wanna play? 

When you ask your friends if they want to hangout.
Yo you guys wanna play?
Wanna play? by larki December 29, 2022

Wanna play roblox 

A slang term for masterbating with the company of 1-8 males to rough chimpanzee gang bang porn, usually one of the eight males will go around but fucking the other males, this is term used by males who are fond of roblox
Joe: hey man wanna play roblox
Dave: sure but I have to wait untill my parents go to bed

Wanna play rivals? 

Asking someone to have aggressive bloody ball slapping gay sex. Asking another male to milk your cock so hard blood shoots out when you cum.
"Hey wanna play rivals?" "Sure my cock could use a bloody milking right now!"
Wanna play rivals? by cumwolf March 7, 2021

wanna play smth? 

wanna play smth is another way of asking to play
Person 1: wanna play smth?
Person 2: sure. *shits aggressive*

Wanna Play Squids 

This fucking retarded ass loser is addicted to Fortnite, a dying game that is still in configuration with many bugs and inconveniences. So this fucking idiot who can't even fucking remember what language he takes at school asks if he can play Fortnite in your house because his mother doesnt allow him to use his retarded nintendo device at his own house. He really sucks at Fortnite and has a lazy eye that makes his long ass mullet look even more retarded, which I didn't even know was fucking possible.
*Kid almost breaks his ankle and starts to cry*
Fucking Loser: "Wanna Play Squids?"
Wanna Play Squids by SquidsAnyone? October 22, 2018
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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