WWJVD

Stands for What Would Jason Voorhees Do?

Referring to the hockey mask killer of the now infamous and closed Camp Crystal Lake. This mass murder was made famous in the film documentaries entitled "Friday the 13th".

Jon - "Hey, Tommy look at all those hot half dressed 18 year old girls over at Crystal Lake Camp."

Tommy - "Wow, They are mighty fine looking".

Jon- "WWJVD"

Tommy - "BAG EM' UP!"

by Cowboy_Dan98 January 13, 2012

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WWJCD

"What would Jeremy Clarkson do?"

It would usually involve a hammer and/or screaming "POWERRRRRRR" while flooring the gas pedal.

Man 1: "This problem is just impossible."
Man 2: "Think, man, think! WWJCD?"
(20 minutes later...)
Man 1: "POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"

by NotCaptainSlow May 2, 2013

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WWJVD • WWJD • WWJBD • WWJCD • wwjdd • wwavd • WWJDFAKB • wwjdftw? • WWJHD? • wwjkd

wwavd

What Would Aaron Vanover Do?
When one contemplates a situation and wants to determine their course of action, they simply ask what their thiccest, craziest homie would do in said position

Homie 1: bro, I’m gonna jump off this balcony
Homie 2: I don’t know man, it’s awful high and you’re awful thicc
Homie 1: wwavd?
Homie 2: he’d probably jump, and he’s the thiccest homie in the land, go ahead bro

by kaiserevando September 5, 2020

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WWJDFAKB

An acronym for one of the greatest philosophical questions ever asked. What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar? Considering Jesus lived in a fairly warm environment, and everyone enjoys the taste of a Klondike Bar, it is assumed he would do anything for one. However, not ever tasting one before, it is impossible to conjecture whether he would find a Klondike Bar delicious. No one will ever know.

Tom: Well now that I have my degree from Harvard, I can pretty much say I know everything.
Hater: Really? Well let me ask you this: WWJDFAKB?
Tom: Uhh...

by Kai as a Kite September 16, 2007

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