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Acronym for 'What's The Fucking Point'. Mostly used among friends on MSN, and internet forums.
Mike: So, are you going to ask Brooke out this weekend?
John: No WTFP? She is way out of my league.
WTFP by MarkedOne August 6, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
"What the Fruit Pickle?!" An alternative expletive created at a time of great desperation.
"Dude, my toilet paper has mold on it!"

"...What the Fruit Pickle!?..." (Or similarly "WTFP" if strapped for time)
WTFP by NukaLurk November 27, 2009
Related Words

wtfpwned 

Owned in an ubelievably humiliating way.
Joe was wtfpwned by John after he stole his girlfriend and screwed his mom.
wtfpwned by pyrez July 4, 2003
Wtfpwn, v. - To pwn very hard, ostensibly to the point of making the pwnee say "wtf"
OMG ROFLZ!11 I wtfpwn j00 l4m3r!!!1
wtfpwn by Allen D May 3, 2004
what the fuck <killed, brutalized>
usually used in the place of regular pwnd when your death or beating was suprisingly fast or gruesome.
holy clown SHIT! you just got wtfpwnd!! (also: wtfowned, wtfownd, wtfpwned, wtfownt or wtfpwnt)
wtfpwnd by batman October 8, 2003
Beyond simple a simple pwn, "wtfpwn" means to pwn someone in a quick and decisive manner, such that they don't know what hit them and/or have little chance to react before dying.
My lvl 60 rogue stealth'ed and wtfpwn'ed those gray noobs.
wtfpwn by jky October 5, 2005

wtfpwned 

V. To be taken by suprise and dominated on by another.
"That newbie gnome mage tried to take the flag back to his base and got wtfpwned by my pyroblast."
wtfpwned by Koruptwon August 8, 2006
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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