Man1: dude i got a new car today!! :D
Man2: oh really what kind?
Man1: No, I don't, thats disgusting!
Man2: wait... what? I just asked what kind of car it was.
Man1: Oh my god! You sick jerk! *signs off*
Man2: ...
Man2: wtfjh

wtfjh by BDZ292 March 7, 2010

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wtfhwt

What the fucking hell was that?

*there's an old lady walking with a MUSIC SAVED MY LIFE shirt*
Dude 1: Look, there.
Dude 2: WTFHWT?!
Dude 1: Ermmm. *shrugs*

wtfhwt by tasteforsuicidal January 9, 2008

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wtfhax

What The Fuck Hacks. Used to express suprise, and to accuse someone of hacking (cheating), in an online game.

He just pulled off a headshot from the other side of the map! WTFHAX!

wtfhax by dz October 27, 2003

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wtfk

Who the Fuck Knows? What's with the k? Well, it's used for "knows".

"Does she actually think that hood ring makes her pussy look nice?"

"WTFK"

wtfk by Shawn in RI November 29, 2007

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WTFH

My abbreviation for What The Fucking Hell. Granted no one actually uses this, eventually people will come around...

"LIKE, OMG, I TOTALLY HAD A GREAT TIME, IT WAS THE SEX!!"
"Ashley, WTFH, SHUT THE HELL UP!"

"Yesterday, I saw the weirdest shit."
"What?"
"This guy was bangin' his dog, and I said, "This a WTFH moment right here."
"WTFH?"
"Dude, your such a noob."

WTFH by David717 April 29, 2008

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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