WTFIML

(What The Fuck Is My Life) Used for an extreme, shocking, or confusing time in your life.

OMG! I just saw Brenda Song going down on someone in The Social Network! WTFIML

by tumblraddict January 18, 2011

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WTFIMA stands for WTF Its Monday Again. Often accompanied by an exclamation mark at the end, it is used to express frustration that the weekend has passed by too quickly for one's liking.

First used by a group of friends on the sunny Island of Singapore. They were inspired by the acronym TGIF while suffering from the Monday blues. Lo and behold, WTFIMA was born!

WTFIMA!? I barely enjoyed my weekend!

by Smugger May 19, 2009

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WTFML

A compound-acronym of the two closely related acronyms of WTF and FML. It means: What The Fuck My Life. WTFML can be applied to many unfavorable circumstances. Under normal circumstances, the WHAT THE FUCK portion comes first, followed closely by a heart-felt FUCK MY LIFE. When typed from a computer, it is an absolute NECESSITY that the caps lock be left on to convey the appropriate intensity.

WTFML is NOT to be mistaken for "When Twats Farm Major Lice". If you ever hear anyone use WTFML to describe an instance when twats farm major lice, the offending person should be subsequently mushroom tattooed.

Malika: So, they gave me a special shampoo and told me to scrub thoroughly for a week, ugh WTFML!

by JeffJonezZz August 5, 2009

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What the fuck my life!!!!!

I just failed my Spanish class, WTFML!!!

by Merabear March 29, 2009

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When your boss is known for being irrational and makes ridiculous demands of you. At first you're alarmed at the absurdity of the request, but then realize you're powerless to do anything but do what she says. All you can do is shake your head and think FML.

Helga just asked me to do what? WTFML...

by Helga's Beoch June 19, 2010

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