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A web abbreviation for "What the fuck, Facebook?" used when Facebook does something jack-ass.
Where's that post I just "liked"? It was just here! WTFFB?
WTFFB? by Matt Rox March 23, 2012
Words you can keep
Able to be 'whatthef-ed' at; Stupid, or confusing.
When Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock, the public was so puzzled that the event was named wtfable.
Related Words
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A new yet unknown phenomena. When a person (usually a lolcow) posted something that was very serious in an extreme manner, the flamming/trolling against these types of people immediately stops and he or she becomes a wtfbull for the rest of their lives. Unlike lolcows, wtfbulls grows an amount of wtf and lose (similar to how a bull grows its horns). Due to this, the said person can cause you to go insane.

Do not approach them, avoid them at all cost and run for your life because you may get hurt by their "wtf" horns.

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Run! This lolcow is now a wtfbull, run as fast as your can!
wtfbull by TheDickSwordz December 22, 2021
What the fuck for the win.

Used when there's an obvious WTF? moment.
You: Turns out my girlfriend has a penis.

Me: WTFFTW!
WTFFTW by lolcats March 4, 2008
1. An internet video clip of an epic explosion. Many people use this in case of weegee or some other catastrophic event occuring.
2. A internet meme which people say when some one nterrupts there conversation: like a ninja.
1.
Weegee: You will DIE.
Person: WTFBOOM!!! *explodes*
2.
Person A: So what else u wanna talk about?
Person B: I really don't kno-
Random Noob: HAI THERE
Person A: WTFBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM *explodes*
wtfboom by WTFBoom123 June 18, 2011

wtfffffffff 

"What the Fucking Fuckitty Finger-Fucking Fucktarded Fuckilly Fuck-Fuck Fuck"

What people write when their "F" key is broken.
Guy with broken "F" key:
lol wtfffffffff my fffffffffffffff key is broken
wtfffffffff by Corvaillian April 6, 2008

WTFBombs 

Famous ASCII shit! ROFLCOPTER, WTFBOMBS, LOLLERSKATES, etc
LOL YUO FAG.. THAT ROFLCOPTER DROPPED teh WTFBombs
WTFBombs by LiquidfusioNz June 25, 2005
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