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What the actual living fuck. Used when your are a big bot
WTALF by PnuggsTheGreat February 20, 2019
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A shortened version of “What the actual Fuck”, WTAF has many similarities to it’s brother “WTF”
A good way to express ones feelings and emotions in just one word.
A: If a mom and her son have a child, is the son the father or brother?
B: Bro, wtaf.
WTAF by Shah5ive October 9, 2018
Related Words
WTALF wtaf walf Walfart walff WTLF walford Walfred wtaffigoh walfas
What The Actual Fuck Cunt

For use in extremely incomprehensible situations where ‘What The Fuck’ is not satisfactory.
Luke: “Dude, that chick has a fucked head”
Lachlan: “That’s Jordan’s girlfriend
Luke: “wtafc”
wtafc by LD666 October 13, 2020
WTAF reads as 'What The Actual Fuck'.
It is what you feel when you receive a rejection from Urban Dictionary for a definition you most definitely did not submit.
Me: "WTAF I don't think zynco means a cool person"
Person: "Am I a zynco then?"
WTAF by zynk December 28, 2016
The best Touhou animation program. Commonly used to make animations for YouTube and other social media websites. Often times, there is no sound; speech boxes are often used instead.
"I just watched a funny walfas animation on YouTube the other day."
Buy clothing from cheap brands induced in child labor!

Stop by our indoor McDonald's, if you come and eat here often enough we'll let you try on our loose-fitted handmade uniforms.

Meet our friendly employees, fart around with them if you will! They'll make you feel at home, and brainwash you to come back every day until you actually GO live in their homes.

Walfart;
the ultimate Trailer Trash destination.
Julie: Why does Patty Sue shop at... friggen Walfart?!
Marie: Duh, she comes from trailer park central.
Walfart by Fryen Pan November 26, 2009
What The Actual Fuck. Used when actual reality makes no sense.
friend on the internet: OMG I JUST THREW UP RAINBOWS AND BUTTERFLIES WATCHING THAT NEW BIEBER MUSIC VIDEO. DID YOU WATCH IT? I CAN'T BELIEBE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT! YOU WILL NEVER BE A TRUE BELIEBER, KILL THE IMPOSTER!!

me: ....wtaf
wtaf by thisonesforyoubestfriend April 15, 2013
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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