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#1: Mate, I slept with your gal
#2: What the actual genuine fuck (WTAGF)!You gert piece of dog doody!
WTAGF by SnakeCharmers'r'Us October 20, 2010
Words you can keep
A shortened version of “What the actual Fuck”, WTAF has many similarities to it’s brother “WTF”
A good way to express ones feelings and emotions in just one word.
A: If a mom and her son have a child, is the son the father or brother?
B: Bro, wtaf.
WTAF by Shah5ive October 9, 2018
Related Words
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What The Actual Fuck Cunt

For use in extremely incomprehensible situations where ‘What The Fuck’ is not satisfactory.
Luke: “Dude, that chick has a fucked head”
Lachlan: “That’s Jordan’s girlfriend”
Luke: “wtafc”
wtafc by LD666 October 13, 2020
WTAF reads as 'What The Actual Fuck'.
It is what you feel when you receive a rejection from Urban Dictionary for a definition you most definitely did not submit.
Me: "WTAF I don't think zynco means a cool person"
Person: "Am I a zynco then?"
WTAF by zynk December 28, 2016
What The Actual Fuck. Used when actual reality makes no sense.
friend on the internet: OMG I JUST THREW UP RAINBOWS AND BUTTERFLIES WATCHING THAT NEW BIEBER MUSIC VIDEO. DID YOU WATCH IT? I CAN'T BELIEBE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT! YOU WILL NEVER BE A TRUE BELIEBER, KILL THE IMPOSTER!!

me: ....wtaf
wtaf by thisonesforyoubestfriend April 15, 2013
what the actual fuck. similar to WTF
Jimmy: I still have 5 pages of my paper to write. WTAF.
WTAFFB = What The Actual Fucking Fuck Balls
Justin Bieber isn't legal!? WTAFFB!?
You think Twilight is the best movie of all time!? WTAFFB!?
I have testicular cancer....? WTAFFB!?
WTAFFB by EddieEddikins September 14, 2010
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