Woked up

The feeling one gets when they have an SJW epiphany and become extremely overzealous about spreading their wokeness. As in "worked up" for woke people.

"Did you hear about Suzie going nuts on that guy who made a joke about that tranny?"

"Yeah! She was getting really woked up about it!"

by MmFooFoo February 14, 2019

woke up

The worst feeling ever

I just woke up ;-;

by Sjoske May 09, 2017

Woke up

It is what you think when you see an obese lady finally in the gym.

She finally woke up

by Kuehlstein April 22, 2018

and then you woke up

Said at the end of an outrageous, unbelievable story, to imply that the teller is full of corn.

Him: "I asked Kate Moss out for a date, and she said yes"!!

Her: "And then you woke up".

by Queen Sparky July 23, 2011

woke up with wood

Woke up with an erection, as in the ZZ Top song "Woke Up With Wood."

I had a great dream last night. Woke up with wood too!

by Avram Fawcett June 11, 2006

And then you woke up

An expression or saying that is in response to something that embodies a foolish or nonsensical statement or remark.

Rogue: Laker's decade has already passed, I'm afraid you will root for the spurs when they are playing with our boys in blue in WCF, wishing the spurs to revenge your team by beating our boys in blue who would have already beaten the Fakers in the first round.
Kobe: And then you woke up.

by AceFreshhh April 08, 2009

Woke Up Hungry

Waking up in the wee morning hours aching for sex.

Dude you are late for work again.

I know braaaahhh. My girl woke up hungry. Had to hit it.

Excused!

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017