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wingernails 

A condition of getting too much wing sauce under your fingernails. Can sometimes lead to bad social encounters, smelly hand-shakes, and awkward foreplay.
Psychic: "You had... wings for lunch today."
Customer: "YES!!"
Skeptic Friend: "Pshh. She can just see that by your wingernails, man."

winnernet 

an version of the internet which anybody who has ever commented on a youtube video cannot access.

in other words, a series of tubes which are clogged for anyone who doesn't deserve to squirm through them.
man, i wish the winnernet actually existed!1!
winnernet by my pet dinosaur August 20, 2007

Windzernation 

Something incredibly sexy, irresistible. Only applicable for boys! Sorry girls.
OMG, that guy is so windzernation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When the girl entered the bar she saw somebody so windzernation that she fainted.
Windzernation by MrBlank November 8, 2009

winnernet 

A quick way to say Windows Internet Explorer. Came about in Japan when John, tired for saying it so often, shortened the the words into one quick word. Became popular in early 2004
I had to run the widows update from my winnernet browswer
winnernet by tireball.com December 4, 2004

winternating 

A form of of winter hibernating in cold cities like new york when it is freezing or below freezing where besides for showering , eating, sleeping and going to and from work you dont do anything for a few months.

esample" we have not seen Sheila in a few months. She is winternating at her crib till it gets warm again"
Sheila has been in this form of winternating because no one has seen her since it is below freezing outside and she told me via text she will not be at the bar till its no freezing anymore.
winternating by shim1 April 24, 2016

winbernate 

To hibernate due to freezing weather conditions with the company of a bottle of wine.
"Did you shovel the driveway?"
"No, I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to winbernate for the rest of the week."
winbernate by MissThing5646 January 6, 2014
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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