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“Whatever The Fuck”
Corey Mattimore is the inventor of this here slang… WETF that means.
WETF by American Skateboarder February 20, 2026
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wetfishdon

That one guy who lurks the group and says nothing. We all know a wetfishdon. There is probably a wetfishdon reading this over your shoulder.
OMG Jerry is such a wetfishdon
wetfishdon by NOTAWETFISHDON February 6, 2017
The act of urinating into the ass during anal sex.
Dude, I had to piss bad but didn't feel like getting off the a train, so since Kate's a whore I just gave her a wetfen.
wetfen by original wet fenner October 1, 2008
X rated movies by mail - "Pornography Netflix style"
We're looking forward to an evening of popcorn and Wetflix
Wetflix by Wordnik December 23, 2009

Wetflame 

One of the few people to willingly cut off his penis. Masturbates by humping carpet.
Carpet Factory Owner: Uh-oh, here comes that Wetflame person! Hide the carpet.
Wetflame by Sam February 15, 2005

WetFluff 

The only mod of the Fluffybooru, does it for free. A power-tripping, reddit using faggot who likes to impose his will on everyone around him. Has Puritan thoughts about what constitutes as a fluffy and will openly mock any new artists for not being nearly as god-like as himself. Scares away new members of the Fluffy community. Takes drawing fucking cartoon horses way too seriously.
Uh oh, the fluffy that I drew's neck is too long. Wetfluff is coming to ban me.
WetFluff by poopoopeepeepepe August 22, 2020
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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