wetfoot

Someone who sticks their foot in the toilet and pisses on, so as not to make a splashing sound, and wake up their wife, in the morning

That bastard was a fucking wetfoot!

by Jeremy Z. February 11, 2004

Wetfoot

Term coined by Tom Scharpling for when someone removes their shoes at the movie theater and you pour soda, or another beverage, into said shoes.

I just wetfoot that barefoot guy in the second aisle.

by mulanroughe September 13, 2018

Wetfoot

A colonist

Boy, that Captain James Cook was such a wetfoot.

by Woke80222 November 22, 2018