A total stick in the mud or wet blanket, whether sober or drunk they always look like they are on the edge of crying and/or awkwardly cringing at the thoughts inside of their own head.
Bud, bud, check out the weepymayo working at the pizza shop, I heard it's good luck if he lets a tear drop fall into your order.
A website dedicated to posting poorly made-up words, which are often knee-jerk complaints about the Trump presidency made by emotionally feeble SJWs.
The night the results for the election poll showed up, Carl spend the rest of his time sobbing uncontrollably as he added derogatorydefinitions to Urban Weeptionary.