Watched

The process of becoming a watch

If you watched these notebooks, they'd become a watch.

Watched by Irishhpirate February 17, 2020

Watched it now

A phrase which is used to inform someone that you have seen a movie on the Netflix "watch instantly" service, or are going to do so in the future.

That movie was awesome, I watched it now yesterday!

I haven't seen that show yet, I'm going to watch it now when I get home tonight.

Watched it now by Baldyeaglehead March 21, 2009

Watched the Wedding Live 

A phrase used to politely tell someone they look like garbage by insinuating that they stayed up to watch the Royal Wedding in a Western time zone.

1st person: Hey, look at Phil.
2nd Person: Ya, he looks mega tired.
1st Person: He must have watched the wedding live.

Watched the Wedding Live by OhCocoa May 22, 2011

watched out

Completely bored from watching too much television and video

I'm 'watched out'; I don't watch T.V or video any more!

watched out by NICO 7 August 31, 2007

watched movies 

What you tell your friends to trick them when you are caught sleeping with someone they know, even though it is so blatantly obvious that you slept together. Very futile trick yet the 'perpetrator' is typically convinced of its effectiveness.

Friend 1: I saw that "Insert name here" stayed over last night, was she in your room?

Friend 2: *Thinks so self 'Oh no they caught me I gotta be clever'* Yeah we just watched movies until we both fell asleep
Friend 1: So you slept in the same bed?
Friend 2: Yeah but I swear we only watched movies
Friend 1: Yeah sure man *wink* that's why there's a condom wrapper on the bottom of your bed
Friend 2: WE WATCHED MOVIES I SWEAR

watched movies by LoopyEngineer February 3, 2018

watched sex 

When a man let his girlfriend/Wife have sexual intercourse with another man cause it pleases them both his mind mentally and hers sexually.

I let my girlfriend/ Wife have a good time with someone last night she text me about it later all the details watched sex.

watched sex by Shawn Dyson September 12, 2022

Bro Watched Two Piece

A joke phrase often said in the One Piece. Used to make fun of people that make wild claims or get information completely wrong.

Alternative versions include "Bro watched Clorox" (Bleach) and "Bro watched Boruto" (Naruto).

Guy 1: Luffy's gear 5th is so strong he can solo the admirals.

Guy 2: Bro watched two piece.

Bro Watched Two Piece by Mr. Defender September 9, 2022