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Waahmbulance 

The hypothetical vehicle that's called for someone who is whining, usually in a self-absorbed and/or annoying way.
"I hate myself, and that person said mean things to me, and my milk got spilled, and my cake fell."
"Ugh, someone call the waahmbulance!"
Waahmbulance by A. Noni Moose June 24, 2005
Related Words

wahhbaam 

a phrase mentioned after you smack ur man's ass theresatony style.

mentioned after something got you excited.
theresatony: *smack*
theresa: wahhbaam!
tony: wtf? (fml)

A: wahhbaam i want you!!!
vs.
B: ..i want you...
wahhbaam by shit huh? March 12, 2010
just like the name, beautiful and unique. Waahibah is intelligent and not easy to find
Tom: Check that girl out
Harry: Oh yeah that’s Waahibah - just like her name, she’s unique and not easy to find.
Tom: We’ll damn.
waahibah by weeeooweeeoo November 24, 2021

Waahmbulance 

Like an "ambulance" you would say your calling one of these when someone is being a total fucking pussy and whining.
Fool1: OMG THA TIS SO GHEY OMG!!!1111
Fool2: omg cry more fag lololol, im gonna call the waahmbulance
Waahmbulance by ThaCleric March 1, 2005
Waahhh, loser!
Waahhh by Sirfukstik May 30, 2022