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vulvo

An automobile that only a woman would buy or drive (e.g., a winner of Consumer Reports' Best-Buy and JD Powers' Highest-Reliability ratings; typically a five-door hatchback with extra safety features, excellent gasoline mileage, under 120 horsepower, and a roomy interior for stowing and carrying several dozen pieces of gear.)
Irritated by her husband's purchase of an icky Dodge Hemi Challenger as his everyday car, Irma resolved to buy a vulvo for her personal use.
by Sir Rantsalot December 11, 2009
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vulvo

A solidly-built pussy which is unlikely to set your heirbags off, but could nevertheless withstand an offset frontal impact at 40mph and come out reasonably unscathed.
Julie had one heck of a vulvo for a skinny bird.
by Jezarius September 23, 2007
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Vulvo

Noun; An automobile that only a woman would buy or be seen driving. Typically an inexpensive, 4-cylinder, 5-door hatchback with top ratings for gasoline mileage, safety and reliability.
Peeved by her husband's purchase of a Dodge Hemi Challenger, Helen immediately purchased a Vulvo for her own personal use.
by Johnny Sportcoat January 25, 2017
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Vulvo

I tried putting a dildo in my vulvo.
by chickenboy July 16, 2022
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Roki Vulovic

A singer during the Bosnian War. Rodoljub “Roki” Vulovic is now being popular due to the Youtube channel named “Kocayine” reuploading his music videos.
Roki Vulovic is the best singer of Serbia. Under those aviators, he can remove kebab easily.
by Serbian_Ops’95 December 26, 2018
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Volvonium

The hardest metal known to man, which Volvos are made of.
Volvos are actually harder than diamonds.

They're made out of a material called

Volvonium, mined in the mountains of Sweden by

hard-working Nordic Gnomes. After the material

is melted by launching it into the sun via

herring-powered rocket, the molten Volvonium is

allowed to cool slightly, and is then beaten

into shape by Mjolnir, the hammer of Thor.
by philzilla August 14, 2011
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vulva spelunker

A male slut (or lesbian slut). One who overindulges in sexual intercourse.

They are often womanizers whose sole goal is to find the next vagina. Women only consist of a vaginal opening to them.
"I am going cave exploring this weekend," Wilbur said.
Edward replied with a grin, "funny, me too!"
Wilbur answered, "You're a fucking vulva spelunker!"
Edward retorted, "That isn't nice. Just because I like the puss and you can't get any doesn't give you the right to call me names."
by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018
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