Vulvocity 

The level of awesomeness that a specific chick's vulva movement makes you feel.

Billy-"Man, I would give the Vulvocity level on that one a ten."
Bob-"What are you talking about? That's not that great! Six."
Joe-"I've gotta agree with Bob. Your mom has a higher Vulvocity then that!"

Vulvocity by Tacoman1234432 January 2, 2012

Terminal Vulvocity 

The tangential speed at which the female genitalia reaches as it spins around a stripper pole, just before she falls off.

I saw a performance last night at the club that was unbelievable! I saw not 1, but two dancers achieve terminal vulvocity, and seriously fall on their sweet little asses.

Terminal Vulvocity by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012

terminal velocity 

Terminal velocity is when you are diagnosed with going the maximum speed in a defined direction using only gravitational potential. It is life threatening as it is a terminal disease.

Paul: What's wrong?
Kevin: I've been diagnosed
Paul: With what?
Kevin: Terminal Velocity.
Paul: RIP

terminal velocity by chef boyardeehycbgerjetyjetyj7 May 2, 2017

Velocity Traptor 

Noun.

Someone who is a trap in a lego game that catfishes.

Yo Shadow dated a Velocity Traptor, yea their name was Ezionation!

Velocity Traptor by KarlPatel16 June 21, 2018

Velocity Vapor 

Another go to nic spot for OU tards. This place is HELLA slept on because not enough people know about it even though it is BY FAR the BEST nic spot in Norman. The inside of this place looks clean af, as soon as you walk in, you'll see a big ass fish tank (which apparently happens to be a common theme among nic spots in Norman) and you'll see a lounge area with a straight up vape bar. This place is definitely the spot and also happens to have the best prices in town.

I went to Velocity Vapor the other night and I thought I was gonna be in and out of that hoe but I was surprisingly the only there so the owner invited me to play pool with him at the pool table so I spent over an hour there just playing pool and blowing PHAT clouds.

Velocity Vapor by TurnM3Up November 9, 2020

velocity 

your chemistry teacher says this instead of speed to sound like a scientist

The speed... oh wait velocity of the car is 40 mph.

velocity by pancake king June 10, 2020

Escape Velocity 

Escape Velocity:
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if you throw an object straight up, it will rise until the the negative acceleration of gravity stops it, then returns it to Earth. Gravity's force diminishes as distance from the center of the Earth increases, however. So if you can throw the object with enough initial upward velocity so that gravity's decreasing force can never quite slow it to a complete stop, its decreasing velocity can always be just high enough to overcome gravity's pull. The initial velocity needed to achieve that condition is called escape velocity.
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From the surface of the Earth, escape velocity (ignoring air friction) is about 7 miles per second, or 25,000 miles per hour. Given that initial speed, an object needs no additional force applied to completely escape Earth's gravity

1/2 mv2 = GMm/R
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Where m is the mass of the object, M mass of the earth, G is the gravitational constant, R is the radius of the earth, and v is the escape velocity. It simplifies to:
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v = sqrt(2GM/R)
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or
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v = sqrt(2gR)
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Where g is acceleration of gravity on the earth's surface.
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The value evaluates to be approximately:
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11100 m/s
40200 km/h
25000 mi/h

Escape Velocity by Zero Kasharion September 22, 2005