Vulvamort

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Noun - trans from Greek or something - literally meaning 'vagina of death'.
Used to describe a neurotic, narcissistic female who utilses her genatalia and sexual guile to entrap males and then inflict psychological torture on them.
Also known as "She who cannot be named'.

"Shit dude, I thought she was hot and she was awesome in bed and then next thing I know I'm being bossed around by a total mentalist Vulvamort who can't remove herself from a fricking mirror."

Vulvamort by Jimmy Novak February 24, 2010

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Vulvamort

Noun: Formerly "FEMALE"

Descriptor for humans with XX chromosomes and ovarian reproductive systems.
Introduced into common parlance in 2017, when referencing biological sex in place of 'gender identity' was ratified in law as an oppressive thought crime/hate crime.
Adopted by uterus-havers, vagina-owners, menstruators, gestators and ovulators, as a singular collective noun to describe their bodily state without suffering linguistic exhaustion.

Those who fear the consequences of speaking this socially unacceptable word instead reference She Who Must Not Be Named.

Acronym: SWMNBN

"Evidence that the perpetuation of the human species relies on VULVAMORTS gestating young is hugely overstating their importance"

"Both women and men are equally capable of being elected President. Not VULVAMORTS, obviously"

"Our payroll department inadvertently paid the VULVAMORTS the same as the real people this month, but I've rectified the error. Please don't sack me"

Vulvamort by TWMNBN April 19, 2017

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Veldamort

She’s an icon, a legend, so amazing. The queen herself. Nicknamed Veldy.

“I really kin Veldamort” - Jordan

Veldamort by the velma stans February 3, 2021

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vivamort

"Vivamort" is a name that springs from the word 'live' in spanish and the funny thing from Madagascar.

This name is fitting for someone who loves Minions, Catgirls and everything inbetween.

"Damn, that guy looks like a Minion, he alse wears a cat tail buttplug. Must be a vivamort."

"I really feel like I want to touch some minions and draw them naked with a lot of catgirls around them, I'm such a vivamort today"

vivamort by minionLover2010 March 28, 2022

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vulvavore

one who receives his entire nutritional intake from a woman's vulva, including her pee, menses, and orgasm fluids.

Hannah was so sexy and her vulva was so delicious that once Ben had sealed his lips around her vulva, he knew he could never take them away for the rest of his life; by necessity he became a vulvavore. Whenever he got hungry, he would lick her to orgasm and drink her rich, salty orgasm fluid. Her periods were also delicious. His becoming a vulvavore made a big difference in both of their careers.

vulvavore by wouldaben December 16, 2010

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voldamortsexual

In love with the dark lord

Random dude: will you go on a date with me

You: sorry I’m voldamortsexual

voldamortsexual by Dobbyishot December 30, 2020

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voldamortsexual

In love with the dark lord

Random dude: will you go on a date with me

You: sorry I’m voldamortsexual

voldamortsexual by Dobbyishot December 30, 2020

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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