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Vulvamort 

Noun - trans from Greek or something - literally meaning 'vagina of death'.
Used to describe a neurotic, narcissistic female who utilses her genatalia and sexual guile to entrap males and then inflict psychological torture on them.
Also known as "She who cannot be named'.
"Shit dude, I thought she was hot and she was awesome in bed and then next thing I know I'm being bossed around by a total mentalist Vulvamort who can't remove herself from a fricking mirror."
Vulvamort by Jimmy Novak February 24, 2010

Vulvamort 

Noun: Formerly "FEMALE"

Descriptor for humans with XX chromosomes and ovarian reproductive systems.
Introduced into common parlance in 2017, when referencing biological sex in place of 'gender identity' was ratified in law as an oppressive thought crime/hate crime.
Adopted by uterus-havers, vagina-owners, menstruators, gestators and ovulators, as a singular collective noun to describe their bodily state without suffering linguistic exhaustion.

Those who fear the consequences of speaking this socially unacceptable word instead reference She Who Must Not Be Named.

Acronym: SWMNBN
"Evidence that the perpetuation of the human species relies on VULVAMORTS gestating young is hugely overstating their importance"

"Both women and men are equally capable of being elected President. Not VULVAMORTS, obviously"

"Our payroll department inadvertently paid the VULVAMORTS the same as the real people this month, but I've rectified the error. Please don't sack me"
Vulvamort by TWMNBN April 19, 2017

Veldamort 

She’s an icon, a legend, so amazing. The queen herself. Nicknamed Veldy.
ā€œI really kin Veldamortā€ - Jordan
Veldamort by the velma stans February 3, 2021

vivamort 

"Vivamort" is a name that springs from the word 'live' in spanish and the funny thing from Madagascar.

This name is fitting for someone who loves Minions, Catgirls and everything inbetween.
"Damn, that guy looks like a Minion, he alse wears a cat tail buttplug. Must be a vivamort."

"I really feel like I want to touch some minions and draw them naked with a lot of catgirls around them, I'm such a vivamort today"
vivamort by minionLover2010 March 28, 2022

vulvavore 

one who receives his entire nutritional intake from a woman's vulva, including her pee, menses, and orgasm fluids.
Hannah was so sexy and her vulva was so delicious that once Ben had sealed his lips around her vulva, he knew he could never take them away for the rest of his life; by necessity he became a vulvavore. Whenever he got hungry, he would lick her to orgasm and drink her rich, salty orgasm fluid. Her periods were also delicious. His becoming a vulvavore made a big difference in both of their careers.
vulvavore by wouldaben December 16, 2010

voldamortsexual 

Random dude: will you go on a date with me

You: sorry I’m voldamortsexual
voldamortsexual by Dobbyishot December 30, 2020

voldamortsexual 

Random dude: will you go on a date with me

You: sorry I’m voldamortsexual
voldamortsexual by Dobbyishot December 30, 2020
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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