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Vought

Disney if they had a drug that could turn babies into junkies with superpowers

Giancarlo Esposito is the CEO so it's 100% evil
Person 1:Have you seen new The Seven movie?
Person 2: Nah, all Vought movies are boring superhero action movies
by scruberzam January 2, 2021
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Vought

One who stands in place of.
Bob and Joe called their vought for advice.
by vought February 24, 2009
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dirty jon voight

when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...
Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.
by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013
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Vaught

A skilled yachtsman, pilot, astronaut, marksman, and a word class basket weaver.
What a Vaught, that guy can do anything!
by Doogs Sr. February 8, 2009
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Jon Voight

Jon Voight is an actor.

The biggest contribution he made to the world was was when he had sex with Marcheline Bertrand in 1974; Bertrand later gave birth to Angelina Jolie.
Karl: Jon Voight is Angelina Jolie's father?
Mark: Who the fuck is Jon Voight?
by Snabelj August 12, 2006
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Voight-Kampff machine

A very advanced form of lie detector that measures contractions of the iris and the presence of invisible airborne particles emitted from the body. The VK is used primarily by Blade Runners to determine if a suspect is truly human by measuring the degree of his empathic response through carefully worded questions and statements.
These are the questions used during the test to distinguish a human from a replicant (presumably, a human would become flustered at the thought of killing an animal, and a replicant wouldn't):

It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.

See: Turing Test, Replicant.
"The Voight-Kampff test proved conclusively that he was a replicant."
by Renee February 25, 2004
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rylan vaught

Fucking gay pilot, he will rape you with his plane.
Oh crap, Rylan Vaught, run, he will shove his plane up your ass!!!
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