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VOTE OR DIE! 

An attempt to scare people into voting. Spoofed hilariously on "South Park" when Stan refused to participate in the latest voting dispute between a liberal-minded giant douche and a conservative-minded turd sandwich, which resulted in him being chased all over town by gun-weilding hoods led by P.Diddy.
Vote or die motherfucker
Motherfucker vote or die
Rock the vote or else I’m gonna stick a knife through your eye

Democracy is founded on one simple rule
Get out there and vote or I will motherfucking kill you

I like it when you vote, bitch
Shake them titties when you vote, bitch
I’ll slam my jimmy through your mouth roof
Now get your big ass in the polling booth

I said vote bitch or I’ll fucking kill you

Vote or die motherfucker
Motherfucker vote or die
Can’t run from a .38, go ahead and try.

Let your opinion be heard
You’ve gotta make a choice
Cause after I slit your throat
You won’t have a fucking voice

Vote or Die
Vote or Die
VOTE OR DIE! by Pyro January 19, 2005
Words you can keep

VOTE OR DIE! 

Quite possibly the stupidest publicity stunt ever attempted, all masked behind "good intentions". This was a campaign slogan used by Sean "P. Diddy" Combs in the 2004 election, most likely in an attempt to look cool or "badass", but just ended up making an ass of himself.
"VOTE OR DIE!" was a dumb campaign slogan.
VOTE OR DIE! by SiameseGunKiss January 18, 2005

VOTE OR DIE! 

1. A crappy publicity stunt spearheaded by P. Diddy to call even more attention to himself.

2. A campaign to get more 18-24 year olds off their booties and down to the polling place. This campaign features all of the latest celebrities this generation worships because they can't think for themselves.

3. An attempt to recruit new Democrats.
1. Farnsworth Bently is getting more spotlight then me. Let me push this VOTE OR DIE campaign off on the MTV generation. Plus, it will be free publicity- just in time for Making The Band 3, which airs next season.

2. Since college age kids don't give a crap about this nation's politics, let's have celebrities tell them to vote.

3. Since the word Republican is synonomous w/good ole' boys, and other wealthy, racist, undersireables, most of the new voters will have to register & vote Democrat. It's not like they will take the time to see what the Green Party or the Libertarians have to offer.
VOTE OR DIE! by Erica, @1979 November 2, 2004

VOTE OR DIE! 

November 10th, 2004
by Jayson Blair
New York (AP) - Music/Fashion mogul Sean "P. Diddy" Combs may be a suspect in a series of violent murders, in which of the victims were all un-registered voters, or registered voters who did not participate in the 2004 Elections. All six victims were killed in the same manner, with a single gunshot to the head. Police believe these murders are a direct response to the "warning" Combs has made repeatedly during the past few months; "Vote or Die". While many saw the "Vote or Die" campaign as being simply an innapropriately-named event, it now seems possible that Combs was fully serious in his words, and that he is now carrying out his promise. While Combs is currently not a suspect, the police have not ruled out his involvement completely. Combs' publicist was unavailable for comment at this time.
Actually, this never happened. "Vote or Die!" is still a pretty stupid name for a campaign, though.
VOTE OR DIE! by EJL November 15, 2004

VOTE OR DIE! 

That so-called "rapper" Puffy will stop at nothing to keep his name in the papers.
VOTE OR DIE! by Omega Death December 30, 2004
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