Von Douched 

1. Overly popular brand; once trendy with underground, but mass marketed.
2. Unknown getting their name/logo mass marketed, but no one knowing what it means or who it came from.
3. Overly marketed.
4. Once awesome/cool/acceptable but no longer.
---Also known as Von Dutched

That logo has been von douched, f*cking pop idols.

Von Douched by Hostile October 25, 2005

Von Douchebag

a pretender, poser, someone who tries to be something they are not, a fraud or imposter

Look at that puny kid wearing that chain and trucker hat... what a Von Douchebag!

Von Douchebag by Arielle Brittani December 3, 2005

Von Douche 

1. Von Douche, a phrase when spelled in the same font as "Von Dutch", appears frighteningly similar. This particular phrase is often sported on t-shirts, by people that despise those who wear "Von Dutch" apparel.

2. How a Technocrat or Neo-Globalistmakes fun of a Junker or citizen of Holland.

3. A noun used to describe one who wears clothing that has "Von Dutch" written on it.

1. "I bought a awesome Von Douche shirt online, freakin yuppie hag at the bank flipped when she saw it! I love making fun of people who wear Von Dutch!"

2. "So I opined loftly to this landed aristocrat, 'What is your say? von Douche?'. He obviously didnt invite me to the mid-summer ball at his manor"

3. "I say, classic Von Douche" *looks at 50 year old lady wearing a tight fitting von Dutch shirt* "so absolutely vile her appearance is... very Von Douche"

Von Douche by The Sneak September 15, 2004

Von Douchebag

Created in late 2008, this word was needed to sum up someone so useless, so annoying, so utterly inept at life, love, and work, that standard English language words failed to scrape the very bottom layer of filth this person represents.

Def 1) Failed. Wrong. Useless. A failure epic in nature
Def 2) one who thinks they are Gods gift to everything but so blinded they can not see how everyone thinks they are a sad sad joke.

Tim: Who the hell was that jackass?
Allen: Von Douchebag
Tim: He tried to take over the meeting like he was the only one with half a brain! Does he really think we're idiots?
Allen: Actually I know he does. He's Von Douchebag.

She was supposed to be at work 2 hours ago! She only lives down the street. What a Von Douchebag.

Mommy! Lauren broke my playstation! It won't work at all! She totally Von Douched it!

Von Douchebag by Timmy75894 February 3, 2010

vondouche nozzle 

when someone is being excessively rude or stupid

"did you see that text David sent me?"
"yeah. where does he come up with that crap?!"
"idk, hes such a vondouche nozzle"

vondouche nozzle by Bridgette!! March 9, 2009