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vommented 

A word used for when some one leaves a shit comment on your post or otherwise
(Fig1) Dave: Hey John did you see that fat cow Sarah vommented on your post.
John: Yeah I did she's always talking shit.

(Fig2) Post: the weather is good today.
Sweaty Mike: Not like you go out often enough to know.
vommented by Got Ice Tea January 11, 2015
Words you can keep
Vom·ment
Pronunciation: 'vä-"ment
Function: noun or verb
Etymology: Conjunction of vommit and comment.
1. Vulgar, inane, off-topic, rambling comments to blogs, forums, news, reviews, etc. 2.verb -ment·ing, -ment·ed the act (tense) of numerous comments (vomments) to an internet body of work, articles, blogs, reviews, etc.
1.
"These numbskulls continue to vomment on your blog posts?"

2.
"Man, why do people keep vommenting on my digg submissions?"
vomment by gordy May 8, 2007
or vommenting; the act of spewing constant remarks about something, sometimes pointless and othertimes needed.
omg,lacey, u should totally vomment on that blog on facebook.

dude,whats lacey doing?
she's vommenting on facebook.
oh god,not agian.
vomment by sex_goddess June 16, 2008
Verb. To leave a long, rambling, often incoherent comment on someone's blog.
That blog post made me so mad, I vommented.
Vomment by asking68 July 1, 2009
a mixture of the words "vommit" and "comment". Usually refers to people who post stupidly long comments on facebook which resemble a vommit of poorly thought through ideas and meaningless garble.
Nathan: "Did you see Eric's vomment on his own status?"

Stephen: "Yeah. 90% or his facts were wrong and his points didn't even make sense."

Nathan: "It was almost as if he puked all over his own status."
vomment by Jonathan Moron February 13, 2014

commentedy 

Finding humor in the comment section after a news article, in any discussion thread, etc.
Have you seen the comments section about the story about the Killer Bee attack? Pure commentedy!
commentedy by Butch January 11, 2022

Commentedy 

Finding humor in the comment section or in a discussion thread of any article in the internet.
Have you seen the comments section about the story about the Killer Bee attack? Pure commentedy gold!
Commentedy by Butch January 11, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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