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Vom·ment
Pronunciation: 'vä-"ment
Function: noun or verb
Etymology: Conjunction of vommit and comment.
1. Vulgar, inane, off-topic, rambling comments to blogs, forums, news, reviews, etc. 2.verb -ment·ing, -ment·ed the act (tense) of numerous comments (vomments) to an internet body of work, articles, blogs, reviews, etc.
1.
"These numbskulls continue to vomment on your blog posts?"

2.
"Man, why do people keep vommenting on my digg submissions?"
vomment by gordy May 8, 2007
or vommenting; the act of spewing constant remarks about something, sometimes pointless and othertimes needed.
omg,lacey, u should totally vomment on that blog on facebook.

dude,whats lacey doing?
she's vommenting on facebook.
oh god,not agian.
vomment by sex_goddess June 16, 2008
Verb. To leave a long, rambling, often incoherent comment on someone's blog.
That blog post made me so mad, I vommented.
Vomment by asking68 July 1, 2009
a mixture of the words "vommit" and "comment". Usually refers to people who post stupidly long comments on facebook which resemble a vommit of poorly thought through ideas and meaningless garble.
Nathan: "Did you see Eric's vomment on his own status?"

Stephen: "Yeah. 90% or his facts were wrong and his points didn't even make sense."

Nathan: "It was almost as if he puked all over his own status."
vomment by Jonathan Moron February 13, 2014

commentedy 

Finding humor in the comment section after a news article, in any discussion thread, etc.
Have you seen the comments section about the story about the Killer Bee attack? Pure commentedy!
commentedy by Butch January 11, 2022

Commentedy 

Finding humor in the comment section or in a discussion thread of any article in the internet.
Have you seen the comments section about the story about the Killer Bee attack? Pure commentedy gold!
Commentedy by Butch January 11, 2022