vommenting 

1. Vomiting in blog comments
2. Spewing forth from one's brain

1. They read his post and immediately began vommenting in the comment section.
2. Rather then think about her comment, she vommented onto the screen mindlessly.

vommenting by Kelly Siara July 9, 2007

status commenting 

procrastinating by logging on to facebook and commenting on everyone's updated statuses...levels of status commenting are directly proportional to the levels of work you are procrastinating from. extreme sufferers have to have the last word on facebook!

Dude, I got no work done today because i was status commenting.

status commenting by Katpaham February 13, 2009

Spam comments/spam commenting 

Commenting on social media’s like instagram and/or youtube that have nothing to do with the post or video,
Usually asking for likes

Duuude brad just commented “drop snap names tryna fill my map” it’s so annoying!
Yooo he’s just spam comments/spam commenting
Yooo he probably has ligma

Spam comments/spam commenting by Its_thecoolguy July 27, 2018

Cloud commenting 

Tendency for all youtube account holders to share one common brain of deeply inadequate creativity. All comments are recycled for every clip replacing one or two words to "simulate" rather than achieve relevance.

thumbs up if......
Bieber.......
X people .....(insert generic insult); where X= no. of thumbs down.

Yet another example of cloud commenting.

Cloud commenting by Jould like contact. January 25, 2011

projectile commenting 

Talking so loudly (especially on a cell phone) that everyone within earshot hears. Often done by self-aggrandizing poseurs who want people to notice them.

"I asked the waiter to move us to a different table, because that show business agent wanna-be was projectile commenting about his meeting with George Clooney"

projectile commenting by Ourmanflint1 December 19, 2007

Dry commenting 

Commenting on a post without reacting to the post. Some OPs get annoyed about this, because they have nothing better to do than refresh the number of likes and loves on their post, hoping it will go up.

"Why you always dry commenting on people's posts in this group? and you never make your own memes. GTFO"

Dry commenting by wondercito March 11, 2021

Mommenting 

When one's mother comments on their status with things like, "That's lovely, but make sure you're home by 10," or "Your friends should watch their mouths on the internet."

I bet Josh was so embarrassed by all his mother's mommenting.

Mommenting by jlay9 February 28, 2010