Skip to main content

I Voted Kanye 

A phrase used for dodging a question. Mainly used for those who don’t want to say who they voted for in the US 2020 election,
Dave: Hey who did you vote for?
Rick: I voted Kanye.
Dave:Haha good one!
I Voted Kanye by T-Bone S. February 28, 2021
Related Words
Noun, plural & singular. A portmanteu of vagina and Jedi, it has multiple meanings.

1. a gynecologist, especially one with mad skillz.
2. a person (male or female) who is an expert at seducing women.
3. a woman using a brightly-colored dildo or vibrator, especially one in bright red or green that makes a low humming sound.
1. I'm Dr. Obi-GYN Kenobi, your gynecologist, and I'm a Vajedi Master. Don't underestimate the power of the Forceps.

2. Tyson hooked up with another chick? Man, that guy's a fucking Vajedi!

3. That webcam chick was going at it with a glowing green vibrator like some kind of Vajedi Knight.
vajedi by Talmanes April 23, 2007
The act or verbally vomiting knowledge. To spew big chunks of knowledge and information uncontrollably.
Wayne Augustine is the smartest man I know....he vomedged all over me when I asked about the solar system.

Be careful; if you ask him about electronics he will start vomedging.

He is a vomedger
Vomedge by E-Diggitty October 21, 2011
Jokes, humour or banter associated with vomit or the act of vomitting.
Guy: ...and there was sick allllllll over my FACE!!!

Guy 2: HAHAHA! Pure vomedy...
vomedy by urbling December 3, 2010

81 Million Voted 

Stealing the election from an incumbent by stuffing ballot boxes and rigging elections.
The only way Charlie Crist could beat Ron DeSantis would be if he “81 million voted” his ass.

Bob: I still can’t believe Trump lost to Biden.

Sally: Biden “81 million voted” his ass.

Bob: That’s messed up.

Sally: Yep.
81 Million Voted by PLAGUEdrMD September 6, 2022

I voted for kodos

A humourous phrase uttered by Homer Simpson during an arguement with Marge after their planet has been overrun by aliens and all humans had been pressed into slavery. Homer is suggesting by this statement that the world would be a better place if the rest of the world had voted Kodos (another alien) into power. In truth if either alien had been voted into power the outcome would have been the same.
I voted for kodos by Mishoni May 12, 2006