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I voted that joke.
Voted by Chris Drew January 2, 2012
Words you can keep
the past tense of cringing so hard you piss yourself and die

the action usually surprises oneself
*witnesses an insanely hard watch*

guy:oh my god i just voted
voted by anonymous July 16, 2023

Voted Democrat 

Slang for a fart.
Hey it stinks in here! Who voted Democrat?
Voted Democrat by Phat Buoy November 15, 2020

Voted Most Random 

A pop-punk band consisting of Ian Reibeisen (vocals), Sal Salemme (drums), Scott Gunter (lead guitar), Bennett Pisaniello (rhythm guitar), and Joe Mauti (bass), all from Quinnipiac University.

After winning the grand prize for the East Coast Indie Battle of the Bands, these guys have landed a spot on Warped Tour playing a few dates up in and around their native Connecticut. Having opened for such international acts as We the Kings, Voted Most Random's sound is a mix between old-school pop-punk and modern melodic alternative.

Voted Most Random has played with: Bands Voted Most Random has played with:

2010 Warped Tour
Anarbor
Atomic Tom
Down With Webster
Let's Get It
Love Via Dance Machine
Modern Hearts Break Faster
Phone Calls From Home
Speak In Verse
Stay!
We The Kings
Weatherstar
White Rose
"Are you going to the Voted Most Random show?"

"Of Course! Why would I miss out on their free hugs and good music?
Voted Most Random by Katethegreat :) December 22, 2010

Voted Most Random 

A pop-punk band that stays true to its roots, but at the same time draws from its influences to create an original sound in a tough genre.

Up-and-coming yet already successful, VMR has played with various talented indie and signed artists. VMR continues to consistently break through in their genre. Without a doubt the band will see great success in their near future.
Daaaaaamn, Voted Most Random; you got da funk

Voted Most Random 

Voted Most Random is a band that came together on the University of Quinnapiac's campus in Hamden, CT and NOT in Waterbury, CT. They have a similar sound to bands like All Time Low and Blink-182 who were inspirations to them and they did not at al what so ever rip those bands off. The band consists of 5 AMAZING members. The members are: singer Ian, guitarist Scott, rhythm guitarist Bennett, bassist Joe, and drummer Sal who are all very different from one another. This band has won 2 battles of the bands to play with numerous other awesome bands at Warped 2010 and the more recent Glamour Kills holiday show. Voted Most Random recently released 2 singles onto iTunes called "Can't Stand Still" and "Dirty Games". Both are phenomenal so everyone should go check out the band!
Did you see Voted Most Random at The Space last night? They Rocked!!" "Yeah! I'm definitely going to see them sometime again soon!

voted off the island 

"Voted off the island" is coined from the popular Survivor TV reality series. Used similarly to "throw under the bus" but it implies that more people (co-workers, your boss even) were involved in getting you off the team or fired. Basically, you are sacrificed so that the others can keep their own jobs. Sad truth is that "dog-eat-dog" survival exists in the office - especially in a bad economy - so keep your eyes and ears peeled for whisperers and frienenemies to minimize your chance of being voted off the island.
Mindy was voted off the island last week so now we're down to the original three managers in the department.

If Pete is not careful, he'll be voted off the island by the end of the month.
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