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5.)A vote for very bad things, and unemployment, and hair boutiques for bourgeois super-smart mokeys who will take over the world, and monkey strip bars where baboons shake their blue asses to Guns and Roses.
Kodos by Anonymous March 18, 2003
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I voted for kodos

A humourous phrase uttered by Homer Simpson during an arguement with Marge after their planet has been overrun by aliens and all humans had been pressed into slavery. Homer is suggesting by this statement that the world would be a better place if the rest of the world had voted Kodos (another alien) into power. In truth if either alien had been voted into power the outcome would have been the same.
"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos" - Homer Simpson
I voted for kodos by Mishoni May 12, 2006

i voted for kodos

A kickass ska band best known for their song "She Hates Ska."
Vocal and trombone - Rick
Saxophone - Nick
Ibanez Bass - Ross
Dynasty Mellophone & Guitar - Lee
Drums - Pearl

Name originates from the name of their friend's dog, Kodos, who they actually made win a high school election. I Voted For Kodos is what was written on stickers handed out after Kodos won.
"If I ever asked her to skank she probably think I called her one."
i voted for kodos by Beedub April 20, 2004
kolossus- a workwear company that

Specializes in coveralls and high visibility clothing.

Kolossus believes in solid, dependable workwear for plumbers, construction workers, roadside workers, electricians, and the countless other hard workers out there. Kolossus’s high quality workwear is just as practical as it is comfortable.

They are based in Medley ,Florida .
Kolossus is a workwear brand that had provided uniforms and work clothing since 2014.
kolossus by Blu_leef November 9, 2022

Kristina Kolosowsky

She is the best person in the world.
I love Kristina Kolosowsky.
Kristina Kolosowsky by Thump20151 September 29, 2020
When your exhaust (insert any other car mod or apply to anything that your significant other finds annoying and makes you get rid of as a result) is too loud for your wife and she demands that you remove that thing or else...
"Wife won, exhaust gone. I got koosered"
Koosered by P!GPEN February 21, 2013
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