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voidism

Voidism is the philosophy held by voidists, people who aspire to find themselves at the bottom of the following ladder:
# Polytheism - belief in many gods.
# Monotheism - belief in one god.
# Atheism - absence of belief in gods.
# Nihilism - absence of belief in gods, morality and purpose.
# Voidism - absence of belief in gods, morality, purpose and conciousness.

As a voidist, one considers that conciousness is an illusion, a very good illusion, but an illusion nonetheless.

Since the term 'nihilism' already implies a sense of 'nothingness', when looking to coin a term for this philosophy it was necessary to find a word which would imply an even purer sense of emptyness. The phrase 'null and void' led to the idea of calling it voidism.
A: The brain is only as concious as the spine, is only as concious as the hand, is only as concious as the fingernails, is only as concious as a rock.

B: What have you been smoking?

A: Oh no, I haven't been smoking anything; I'm a voidist.

B: What is voidism?
by Godlesssoab November 1, 2010
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Voidism

The belief of the almighty void, who is all of the multiverses. Believing in reincarnation throughout different multiverses losing memory’s to move throughout the multiverses. The only way to stop the reincarnation is to know “The one truth” or to be blessed by the brother of the void in death.
Q: What religion do you follow?
A: Voidism
by The dimension lord August 4, 2019
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Voicism

Discriminating against or stereotyping a person because of the sound of their voice.
Girl A: 'How was your date with Jim?'
Girl B: 'Well, his laugh is higher than mine. I can no longer date him.'
Girl A: 'You are a Voicist.'

Boy A: 'Dude, check out this amazing song.'
Boy B: 'I turned it off as soon as I heard the singer's voice.'
Boy A: 'So you're going to ignore his musical talent and songwriting ability, just because you hate his voice? He can't help it. That's VOICISM.'
by StrangeyJoey August 3, 2011
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Darth Voldism

Alternative genre of Harry Potter fandom featuring story lines in which the Dark Lord Voldemort turns out to be Harry's dad. Influenced by an obscure line of space adventure movies coming from southern California via Tunisia, Italy and Norway, inter alia.
Typical scene from the vaults of Darth Voldism:

Voldemort scanned the graveyard with his glaring red eyes, the snowy whiteness of his face twitching as he looked about for that annoying teenager. If only he could be made to understand, everything would be so simple ...,

He turned down a blind alley of tombstones backed with impenetrable briars, and there was Harry in front of him.

Harry swallowed hard and levelled his wand, but he did not unleash anything Voldemort's way, no doubt foolish and desperate enough to expect Voldemort to say something that might help Harry out of this impasse.

Yet Voldemort was not about to try any unwarranted aggression, and in fact when he spoke his voice was almost gentle.

"Why do you insist on running, Harry? Why don't you join me? You know it is futile to resist. Join me, and together we can rule the worlds of wizards and Muggles alike. There is nothing we cannot do ...,"

"I'll never join you", Harry said. "Never! Do you hear? I'm not like you at all."

"Ahh", said Voldemort, "but Albus never told you the truth, did he? About what really happened on that night fourteen years ago ...,"

"He told me enough. You're a mass murderer. You've slaughtered hundreds of wizards. You murdered my parents. You murdered my mother. You killed my father."

At that, Voldemort's face grew solemn and a little sad. Holding his wand aside, he spread his arms in greeting.

"No, Harry. I did not kill your father. I ... AM your father."

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Fearman January 7, 2008
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VoidisDead

Have You seen VoidisDead
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