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voicemail
The only way someone who doesn't text and I don't know will have any means of contacting me via phone.
voicemail by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015
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voicemail anxiety
Refers to a fear of listening to voicemail(s) for any reason, esp. for fear of what the message may say or require of the listener.
voicemail anxiety by mmmonic December 29, 2010
Voicemail texting
When you're texting someone and you both take a long time to answer and you end up leaving messages back and forth instead of engaging in steady conversation
Voicemail texting by R_Longo88 April 17, 2014
Voicemail voice
A more serious, professional tone of voice typically reserved for voicemail greetings. It's often misused in casual, less business-oriented settings.
1. The party was great until Dion started talking to all the girls in his voicemail voice. He always thinks he's so distinguished.
2. When Rachelle start speaking in her voicemail voice I realized she was actually breaking up with me this time.
2. When Rachelle start speaking in her voicemail voice I realized she was actually breaking up with me this time.
Voicemail voice by Trapper Schoepp September 14, 2012
Word of the Day on September 23, 2012
Voicemail Concert
The act of recording parts of an especially kickass concert to the voicemail of an unfortunate friend unable to make it there due to school, work, or monentary troubles, so they don't feel quite as left out.
A close cousin to the phonecall concert, it allows for convenience and multiple listens.
A close cousin to the phonecall concert, it allows for convenience and multiple listens.
Jake: Aw man, Matt and Kim are tearing up the stage with Daylight right now! I feel bad Nick can't be here to see this!
Mike: Oh don't worry about it, I'm leaving Nick a Voicemail Concert!
Nick (the next day): Dude you don't know how much I appreciate this. I don't even care that the audio sucks balls.
Mike: Oh don't worry about it, I'm leaving Nick a Voicemail Concert!
Nick (the next day): Dude you don't know how much I appreciate this. I don't even care that the audio sucks balls.
Voicemail Concert by MikeyMousekateer September 6, 2009
voicemail jail
A pre-recorded telephone answering system where callers are asked to press numbers on their telephone to hear different messages. Can often lead callers in circles, preventing them from doing what they are trying to do. These are most often used by large companies who are too cheap to get real people to answer the phone.
voicemail jail by berkinator July 14, 2005
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.