Vodek

Vodek is the most crackheaded person in your squad. He/she denies laws of nature and universe. You dont know if he/she is gay or not. He/she is chad of your group and its extrovert. You all admire him but bully him/her just because he/she is the funniest when he/she is angry

Ted: Hes such a vodek

Martin: Yeah true vodek

by Vodek October 27, 2020

Vodka Mourge

Popular name for a Vodka and Apple juice. Usually the Apple Juice is cloudy and it is often served with a slice of lime.

Can I please have a Vodka Mourge?

by jlhombre January 2, 2013

Vodkasm

The bodily pleasure one gets from consuming copious amounts of Vodka.

I was feeling sad last night so I gave myself a Vodkasm and all was right with the world again

by Photoist March 7, 2019

Purse Vodka

(Noun): an empty water bottle filled with vodka, stored in a purse for easy access while occupying restaurants, bars, clubs, airplanes, golf courses, etc. Often times the vodka is of the flavored variety; or Belvedere.

Similar to the ones Ke$ha sings about in her songs, only it's vodka rather than whiskey.

(Verb): the act of getting drunkles in public places despite being a broke law student.

Law Student #1: I really want to get drunk on Park Ave tonight, but all the good drinks are like $20.

Law Student #2: Have no fear, purse vodka is here!

by Chiges February 21, 2012

Vodka

Slavic teleportation serum.

Man I drank some vodka and next thing I know I'm in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing

by RussianDumbass May 11, 2019

Space Vodka

A Swedish organic vodka that has traveled to the edge of Space and back. The guys founding it thought that a good vodka should taste cold, crisp and clear as a space sky. Kinda like drinking starlight, or moonshine!

Bring me some vodka, but send it to space first!
Space Vodka - is that like moonshine for aliens?

by Urban's Dictionary February 24, 2013

Vodker

Vodka, as pronounced by an Aussie.

"I'll have a vodker and Coke to go, please."

by Badwig May 28, 2016