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voleware 

Software produced, developed or sold by Microsoft Corp. a Redmond WA-based software company.

The term originated as a popular response to Microsoft Corp.'s massively advertised slogan "Where do you want to go today ?". That paraphrases an old, famous automobile advertisement.

Alternative media with ties to opensource software also refer to Microsoft Corp. as "The Vole" or just "Vole".

Prairie voles are small rodents that can be found in the wild, that resemble small rats or hamsters.
from The Inquirer, www.theinquirer.net:
Microsoft offers home user security bulletins. Voleware has holeware.

from cyanide.com.au:
In short Vole has managed to corner the market and the bigger users are stuck with it.
voleware by Horacio Lopez September 23, 2004
Related Words
VoDew • VoDewskie • vode • voders • Voldewhore • voodew • Vodecy • Vodek • vodela • Vodeniktov
Someone who migrates to larger cities for the purposes of mobile reception.
"Check out that guy over there. Did he come to Sydney for the good reception? What a vodes!"
vodes by Shmo Go October 1, 2009

Voldewhore 

A term used by the Harry Potter fandom to define someone who acts in a manner similar to the way Voldemort acts around Harry but with whoreish and/or slutty tendencies. Often used as both an insult and a term of endearment.
Person One: Oh god, she is such a Voldewhore.

Person Two: I know, she lets everyone Slytherin

Person One: Her chamber ain't secret anymore...
Person Two: Mmmhmm...
Voldewhore by Kathrine West December 15, 2013

vorewh0res 

the best mutual i have on tiktok 😩 i love them sm. but i don’t appreciate the angst you keep sending me bitch 👹 i know you’ll read this. Anyways love you <3 stay funny and don’t let the straggots get to you🤤💗
“Man, vorewh0res sure is the best mutual”
“vorewh0res is so funny, i think i might tattoo their name on my ass.”
vorewh0res by DN <3 May 2, 2021
A drink you get when you mix vodka with Mountain Dew.

(Vodka = Voo, Dew = Dew)
Guy: "I have Mountain Dew!"
Bud: "I have vodka!"
Pal: "Bring in the Voodew!"
voodew by Jessie JackKnife October 18, 2008

Vodening 

Receiving oral sex in a dingy motel room, while a heavy-set, Eastern European woman who resembles Carnie Wilson sits on your chest, and either Mark Harmon or a man in a Mark Harmon mask screams ethnic slurs at you from inside the closet.

Throughout this decadent ordeal, "These Dreams" by Heart should be crescendoing on repeat, the Eastern European woman should be muttering in some native, guttaral tongue and you should be weeping silently.
1982. Dokken World Tour. Pensacola Ramada Inn. Grunswilda the Moldovan Chamber Maid. Mark Harmon. Heart 8-track. Tears. Vodening.
Vodening by Francis T. Rocha June 12, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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