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Any type of vodka mixed with Mountain Dew.
"Hey blake mix me up a VoDew"
VoDew by Jlizzle May 10, 2007
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voleware 

Software produced, developed or sold by Microsoft Corp. a Redmond WA-based software company.

The term originated as a popular response to Microsoft Corp.'s massively advertised slogan "Where do you want to go today ?". That paraphrases an old, famous automobile advertisement.

Alternative media with ties to opensource software also refer to Microsoft Corp. as "The Vole" or just "Vole".

Prairie voles are small rodents that can be found in the wild, that resemble small rats or hamsters.
from The Inquirer, www.theinquirer.net:
Microsoft offers home user security bulletins. Voleware has holeware.

from cyanide.com.au:
In short Vole has managed to corner the market and the bigger users are stuck with it.
voleware by Horacio Lopez September 23, 2004
Related Words
VoDew VoDewskie vode voders Voldewhore voodew Vodecy Vodek vodela Vodeniktov
Someone who migrates to larger cities for the purposes of mobile reception.
"Check out that guy over there. Did he come to Sydney for the good reception? What a vodes!"
vodes by Shmo Go October 1, 2009

Voldewhore 

A term used by the Harry Potter fandom to define someone who acts in a manner similar to the way Voldemort acts around Harry but with whoreish and/or slutty tendencies. Often used as both an insult and a term of endearment.
Person One: Oh god, she is such a Voldewhore.

Person Two: I know, she lets everyone Slytherin

Person One: Her chamber ain't secret anymore...
Person Two: Mmmhmm...
Voldewhore by Kathrine West December 15, 2013

vorewh0res 

the best mutual i have on tiktok 😩 i love them sm. but i don’t appreciate the angst you keep sending me bitch 👹 i know you’ll read this. Anyways love you <3 stay funny and don’t let the straggots get to you🤤💗
“Man, vorewh0res sure is the best mutual”
“vorewh0res is so funny, i think i might tattoo their name on my ass.”
vorewh0res by DN <3 May 2, 2021
A drink you get when you mix vodka with Mountain Dew.

(Vodka = Voo, Dew = Dew)
Guy: "I have Mountain Dew!"
Bud: "I have vodka!"
Pal: "Bring in the Voodew!"
voodew by Jessie JackKnife October 18, 2008

Vodening 

Receiving oral sex in a dingy motel room, while a heavy-set, Eastern European woman who resembles Carnie Wilson sits on your chest, and either Mark Harmon or a man in a Mark Harmon mask screams ethnic slurs at you from inside the closet.

Throughout this decadent ordeal, "These Dreams" by Heart should be crescendoing on repeat, the Eastern European woman should be muttering in some native, guttaral tongue and you should be weeping silently.
1982. Dokken World Tour. Pensacola Ramada Inn. Grunswilda the Moldovan Chamber Maid. Mark Harmon. Heart 8-track. Tears. Vodening.
Vodening by Francis T. Rocha June 12, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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