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voleware 

Software produced, developed or sold by Microsoft Corp. a Redmond WA-based software company.

The term originated as a popular response to Microsoft Corp.'s massively advertised slogan "Where do you want to go today ?". That paraphrases an old, famous automobile advertisement.

Alternative media with ties to opensource software also refer to Microsoft Corp. as "The Vole" or just "Vole".

Prairie voles are small rodents that can be found in the wild, that resemble small rats or hamsters.
from The Inquirer, www.theinquirer.net:
Microsoft offers home user security bulletins. Voleware has holeware.

from cyanide.com.au:
In short Vole has managed to corner the market and the bigger users are stuck with it.
voleware by Horacio Lopez September 23, 2004
Related Words
VoDew VoDewskie vode voders Voldewhore voodew Vodecy Vodek vodela Vodeniktov
Someone who migrates to larger cities for the purposes of mobile reception.
"Check out that guy over there. Did he come to Sydney for the good reception? What a vodes!"
vodes by Shmo Go October 1, 2009

Voldewhore 

A term used by the Harry Potter fandom to define someone who acts in a manner similar to the way Voldemort acts around Harry but with whoreish and/or slutty tendencies. Often used as both an insult and a term of endearment.
Person One: Oh god, she is such a Voldewhore.

Person Two: I know, she lets everyone Slytherin

Person One: Her chamber ain't secret anymore...
Person Two: Mmmhmm...
Voldewhore by Kathrine West December 15, 2013

vorewh0res 

the best mutual i have on tiktok 😩 i love them sm. but i don’t appreciate the angst you keep sending me bitch 👹 i know you’ll read this. Anyways love you <3 stay funny and don’t let the straggots get to you🤤💗
“Man, vorewh0res sure is the best mutual”
“vorewh0res is so funny, i think i might tattoo their name on my ass.”
vorewh0res by DN <3 May 2, 2021
A drink you get when you mix vodka with Mountain Dew.

(Vodka = Voo, Dew = Dew)
Guy: "I have Mountain Dew!"
Bud: "I have vodka!"
Pal: "Bring in the Voodew!"
voodew by Jessie JackKnife October 18, 2008

Vodening 

Receiving oral sex in a dingy motel room, while a heavy-set, Eastern European woman who resembles Carnie Wilson sits on your chest, and either Mark Harmon or a man in a Mark Harmon mask screams ethnic slurs at you from inside the closet.

Throughout this decadent ordeal, "These Dreams" by Heart should be crescendoing on repeat, the Eastern European woman should be muttering in some native, guttaral tongue and you should be weeping silently.
1982. Dokken World Tour. Pensacola Ramada Inn. Grunswilda the Moldovan Chamber Maid. Mark Harmon. Heart 8-track. Tears. Vodening.
Vodening by Francis T. Rocha June 12, 2009