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voleware
Software produced, developed or sold by Microsoft Corp. a Redmond WA-based software company.
The term originated as a popular response to Microsoft Corp.'s massively advertised slogan "Where do you want to go today ?". That paraphrases an old, famous automobile advertisement.
Alternative media with ties to opensource software also refer to Microsoft Corp. as "The Vole" or just "Vole".
Prairie voles are small rodents that can be found in the wild, that resemble small rats or hamsters.
The term originated as a popular response to Microsoft Corp.'s massively advertised slogan "Where do you want to go today ?". That paraphrases an old, famous automobile advertisement.
Alternative media with ties to opensource software also refer to Microsoft Corp. as "The Vole" or just "Vole".
Prairie voles are small rodents that can be found in the wild, that resemble small rats or hamsters.
from The Inquirer, www.theinquirer.net:
Microsoft offers home user security bulletins. Voleware has holeware.
from cyanide.com.au:
In short Vole has managed to corner the market and the bigger users are stuck with it.
Microsoft offers home user security bulletins. Voleware has holeware.
from cyanide.com.au:
In short Vole has managed to corner the market and the bigger users are stuck with it.
voleware by Horacio Lopez September 23, 2004
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Voldewhore
A term used by the Harry Potter fandom to define someone who acts in a manner similar to the way Voldemort acts around Harry but with whoreish and/or slutty tendencies. Often used as both an insult and a term of endearment.
Person One: Oh god, she is such a Voldewhore.
Person Two: I know, she lets everyone Slytherin
Person One: Her chamber ain't secret anymore...
Person Two: Mmmhmm...
Person Two: I know, she lets everyone Slytherin
Person One: Her chamber ain't secret anymore...
Person Two: Mmmhmm...
Voldewhore by Kathrine West December 15, 2013
vorewh0res
the best mutual i have on tiktok 😩 i love them sm. but i don’t appreciate the angst you keep sending me bitch 👹 i know you’ll read this. Anyways love you <3 stay funny and don’t let the straggots get to you🤤💗
“Man, vorewh0res sure is the best mutual”
“vorewh0res is so funny, i think i might tattoo their name on my ass.”
“vorewh0res is so funny, i think i might tattoo their name on my ass.”
vorewh0res by DN <3 May 2, 2021
voodew
voodew by Jessie JackKnife October 18, 2008
Vodening
Receiving oral sex in a dingy motel room, while a heavy-set, Eastern European woman who resembles Carnie Wilson sits on your chest, and either Mark Harmon or a man in a Mark Harmon mask screams ethnic slurs at you from inside the closet.
Throughout this decadent ordeal, "These Dreams" by Heart should be crescendoing on repeat, the Eastern European woman should be muttering in some native, guttaral tongue and you should be weeping silently.
Throughout this decadent ordeal, "These Dreams" by Heart should be crescendoing on repeat, the Eastern European woman should be muttering in some native, guttaral tongue and you should be weeping silently.
1982. Dokken World Tour. Pensacola Ramada Inn. Grunswilda the Moldovan Chamber Maid. Mark Harmon. Heart 8-track. Tears. Vodening.
Vodening by Francis T. Rocha June 12, 2009
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