Vlooshing 

When you're playing Cards Against Humanity and you pick up the perfect white card for last round's black card.

"I keep vlooshing! I just picked up "pooping back and forth. Forever." That would have been perfect for "Why do I hurt all over?"

"I'm vlooshing all over this game!"

(Past tense) I fucking vlooshed again!

Vlooshing by thedirtyteach September 23, 2017

Slooshing 

Kind of like t.p.-ing except the toilet paper is wet so it sticks everywhere.

We were going to go slooshing and sloosh that kid's car tonight, but the cops busted us.

Slooshing by slooshmaster28 August 25, 2007

Blooshing

To be blooshing is to be as horny as can be. More than just crazy horny, more like awesomely greatly horny.

Chief: Orange Bra!!!
Me: I AM SO BLOOSHING

Blooshing by Toiger February 9, 2004

Flooshing 

The act of moving at a fast, but confusing, pace.

"Erica took an ecstacy pill and started flooshing all over the house."

Flooshing by Nigelfloosh October 8, 2009

SLOOSHING TIME 

a phrase said by a certain man whenever he does something, it doesn't have to be specific, you'll know its slooshing time when its slooshing time.

guy: holy shit look at what slooshi's doing!!

slooshi: "ITS SLOOSHING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

SLOOSHING TIME by Sl00shi October 4, 2023

Vlooching 

The act in which one person is fully naked and facing against a wall while upside down. Their legs are spread apart along with their arms as if their body is in the shape of an “X”; this is parter one. The second person; partner two, then uses a retractor, commonly used by surgeons, to pull back the asshole of partner one to create a gaping hole. After the asshole is open, partner two will insert an entire 3 liter bottle of Coca-Cola into the gaping anal cavity of partner one. Then partner two will insert a pack of mentos into the ass of parter one. Finally, parter two will quickly place their mouth onto the asshole of partner one and the mentos filled exploding Coke bottle will fill partner two’s mouth, nose, and possibly eyes with shit and Coke.

“I’v always wanted to be in a fraternity, but I don’t think I’m comfortable with being hazed by a bunch of Vlooching men.”

Vlooching by Lizard108 July 10, 2025