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Vladmir Putin 

Vladmir Putin: We've seized Crimea, and now we've got Ukraine, nothing can stop me now from world domination MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😈😈
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladmir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment???
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladmir Putin: I-
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Vladmir Putin 

The current villian of Earth.
Currently wants to kill ukraine.
Nearly nobody likes him

Vladmir Putin 

dont start the war vladdy daddy (Vladmir Putin)
Vladmir Putin by krazy_kookoo!!! February 24, 2022

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Damn tootin Vladmir Putin

To strongly agree with a statement
Person 1 - "Do you think that Deadpool is the best movie of 2016?"
Person 2 - "Damn Tootin Vladmir Putin"

Vladimir Putin 

Vladimir Putin is a asshole, help Ukraine!
Shirley: Hey have you seen that Vladimir Putin dude?
Tim: Oh, yeah id support trump over that bitch...

Vladimir Putin 

A Limp Dicked asshole bent on the destruction of neighboring Countries, and if anyone disagrees with him he says "It's for Denazifying"
Fuck Vladimir Putin, that Fascist Prick.
Vladimir Putin by FatManLurks March 27, 2022
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