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vladmir poutine 

A Russian Canadian president or a tasty French fry plate with gravy and cheese on it with the option of vodka on the side
I'm naming my dog vladmir poutine, you guys wanna go to the mall and get a vladmir poutine
vladmir poutine by Adamsriver December 29, 2016

Vladmir Putin 

Vladmir Putin: We've seized Crimea, and now we've got Ukraine, nothing can stop me now from world domination MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😈😈
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladmir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment???
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladmir Putin: I-

Vladmir Putin 

The current villian of Earth.
Currently wants to kill ukraine.
Nearly nobody likes him

Vladmir Putin 

dont start the war vladdy daddy (Vladmir Putin)
Vladmir Putin by krazy_kookoo!!! February 24, 2022

vladmir putin 

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vladmir putin by FishyFrog May 20, 2022

Vladmir Tosic 

Vladmir Tosic is a russian general with a missing hairline. The top of his head is his strength, where he illuminates the whole world with it. He is known for s**king off mr pillay
Vladmir Tosic is a terrifying man who blinds all with his head.
Vladmir Tosic by balsgrabed February 27, 2024
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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