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Vitalija 

A person who is extremly kind, considereate, caring, loving, and overall just freaking attractive. Not only will they love you uncondittionally but they will also bring extreme joy to your life. They will also be an amazing friend to anyone that they meet. They are amazing significant others. If you are lucky enogh to have Vitalija for your girlfriend, don't let her go. They are also great bakers.
David: you are so lycky to have a girl like Vitalija!
Antino: I know! She's so amazing! She deserves someone so much better than me.
Vitalija by JustSomeGuy1221 January 28, 2018
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Vitalija 

tavo mama
vitalija is tavo mama
Vitalija by asraauwu February 26, 2021
Vitalis is one of the most eccentric individuals you could meet. Everyday is different with one around. Fun-loving, crazy, and stands out in a crowd.
Who’s that dancing in the quad?
Oh that’s just Vitalis.
Vitalis is amazing
Vitalis by Huffý February 11, 2020

vitalisized

A nerd who thinks he’s better because he has a higher Lego rank than everybody.
Bro, you’re being such a vitalisized right now!
vitalisized by iamsogoodsa June 12, 2023

Vitalisized

An infamous Vikinglaw TGE HR, Director of IRB and former VF Lieutenant, known for being madly in love with ICSU Commander smitty_0311.
Did you see the new IRB morphs? Vitalisized is clearly balding.
Vitalisized by TGE Enjoyer June 12, 2023

Vitalijus 

Vitalijus is the sexiest name ever if u ur name is Vitalijus ur the lucky one
Omg Vitalijus is so Hot
Vitalijus by Jake the logan October 27, 2019
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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