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A 100% naturally pretty woman. Whether she just got out of the sauna at the gym or whether she is dolled up for a night out she exudes natural fresh-faced beauty. She is intelligent and brainy so expect her to be a source of intellectual information but often be forgetful of ordinary day to day details. She is kind, loving, and loyal.
See that hot nerd over there, she is a total Vashti.
Vashti by SveTHCD February 16, 2010
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A vrishti is like its meaning which is rain...great to some people and annoying and gloomy to the others. I think the vrishti I got is anything but gloomy , they can be clingy and very talkative but people don't get that it is what makes them stand out they have a weirdly funny humor which won't fail to make your day, they definitelyknow how to make a person feel special and loved ...well as far as I know they don't have a bad side to them so...from my view they are practically perfect?! Trust me when I say this it is really nice to have a vrishti in your life you will just laugh for half of your life .
It sucks that you don't have a vrishti in your life...
vrishti by weirdasfbitch August 11, 2021
Beautiful one, beloved one, excellent woman, best of women.

Different versions of the name include: Vasty, Vasti and Vashty

Queen Vashti (Hebrew: ושתי, Persian: وَ شتی ) is the wife of King Ahasuerus in the Book of Esther, a book included in the Bible. She is banished for her refusal to appear at the king's banquet to come wearing her royal crown to display her "beauty" for the king and his guests. It is implied that she was being asked to appear naked. She is viewed as an independent-minded heroine and a virtuous woman.

Persian tradition regards Vashti as a distinct historical figure. She is regarded as one of the first feminists.
Early feminists, such as Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Harriet Beecher Stowe, admired Vashti's principle and courage.
Harriet Beecher Stowe called Vashti's disobedience the "first stand for woman's rights."
Vashti by Fiona25 November 6, 2010

Vistitis 

1. The condition of a computer as a result of any one of an array of issues surrounding Windows Vista, including:
rejections of drivers, flaws in security, drops in performance/frame rates, legitimate media blocked by anti-piracy protection and software compatibility problems. Has evolved to encompass any 'improvement' or overhaul of a piece of software or updated interface that degrades utility and performance.

2. A sexual disorder primarily affecting top Microsoft management as a result of career dysfunction.
Fuck me... my fucking laptop has Vistitis. Now I have to install a p1rated version of XP.
Girl: What do you want me to do with that? It's got micro- soft Vistitis.
Executive: Julie at the office left me for Google today, so you will shut up and swallow my pitiful benefits package.
Vistitis by mike_hawk_69 June 3, 2008

visiting fireman

A special guest from out of town who is getting the grand tour.
Hello this is Joe he is a visiting fireman.
visiting fireman by Lori the K April 16, 2008
A short, aggressive individual who will insult anything or anyone (most likely due to little man syndrome). A Vishil is generally quite hostile or aggressive if not sedated with weed for a significant amount of time. Also a hat wearing lover who likes to provoke people and yell "What you gonna do?!".
"That dude called me fat and ugly for no reason!"
"Wow, he's totally a Vishil"
vishil by alpa-chino April 24, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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