Mattallica's definitions

mundane viscosity

When a man chronically masturbates and the thickness of his semen diminishes over time

He whacked off so frequently, that he has reached maximum mundane viscosity

by Mattallica February 27, 2017

infuriated jellyfish

A short tempered, sassy female on a glorious rampage after being penetrated in the thigh with some form of innocent foreplay

I was trying to get her attention and turn her on by poking her leg when she quickly transformed into an infuriated jellyfish

by Mattallica February 27, 2017

serbian flapjack

When a man with an uncircumcised flacid penis smacks a woman in the face with his said penis

She just got whacked in the face with a Serbian Flapjack

by Mattallica January 21, 2017

dirty croissant

When a female is sandwiched between 2 hairless unbathed detestable Frenchmen and each of said Frenchmen are both trying to penetrate the same hole at one time

He asked what I wanted for breakfast to which I replied, "definitely not another dirty croissant"

by Mattallica February 27, 2017