Virdouche

A extremely overweight person whom enjoys constantly consuming food.

Jessica: Gah. This person won't stop texting me about food.
Tyrone: That's Virdouche alright; he probably wants Taco Bell again.
Jessica: What a fatty.

Virdouche by TheBlackTaco November 10, 2009

Vardouche 

A word to describe an individual who has shown themselves to be very emotionless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

A soul less person that has zero ability to be nice to people within his group of "friends".

A person that has the ability, passion, and purpose in life to undermine others dreams

Has zero appreciation for the Tri-Wizard Tournaments and all things associated with Harry Potter.

I was submitting ideas for new events and I was totally shut down and dismissed since I said "Tri-Wizard" He was such a Vardouche.

yo! Vardouche shut your mouth!

Fuck you Vardouche.

Why you such a Vardouche?

Vardouche by Beiber ManChild March 15, 2011

Vedoucheraptor 

The Vedoucheraptor, or Vedouchious Raptoranus, is a species native to the inland coastal tribal hunting grounds of the common male stereotypical hairy southern bridge nosed jawa wombat. Standing an average height of -1003cm, the Vedoucheraptor preys on the unsuspecting Drop Bears of South East Asia, primarily Australia. They are known for their ferocity and also for the all too common erectile disfunction that plagues their kind. The Vedoucheraptor is a direct descendant of the town of Home Hill, being its first child from the illegitimate relationship with its sister city Ayr in Northern Queensland.

Fred: "Holy F**K Joe, Did you see the size of that Vedoucheraptor !!!"

Joe: "Yeah...that was a big one."

Vedoucheraptor by Nekrayleaus Zwinick March 30, 2009

vibradouche 

A vibrator that has vaginal detoxification capabilities. In essence, a pussy pleasurer that becomes a pussy plunger.

Damn dawg, that bitch be gettin her shit clean with that vibradouche; her shit be sparklin like my diamonds.

vibradouche by Douche4dinner April 8, 2008

Valdouches 

A term to describe annoyance and The french or French Canadian version of a Douche/Douche bag, usually said to describe multiple women.

hey where are those Valdouches with my sandwich.

Valdouches by wolfmanali April 25, 2010

Vadouche

same as douche bag but the term is used to describe a female douche.

a douche bag (guys) vadouche (girls)

someone who:

Thinks they are cool and are not.
Thinks they are the hottest person in the world.
Finds any excuse to expose themselves to show how hot they think they are.
Wears sunglasses that are way too big or aviator glasses.
Drives a vehicle that makes no sense (I.E. 15' lifted truck).
Who asks every girl if they twitter as a pickup line.
Flips their collar up because they think they are cool.
Wears their hat BARELY on top of their head sideways for no reason other then to look cool.
Keeps the original label/sticker on their hat/clothing.
Has spinners on their vehicle...they are way out now.
Drives without a shirt on.
Wears girl pants when they are clearly cutting off the circulation of the penis.
Stacks as many empty beer cans/bottles as they can to show how much alcohol they can drink.
makes sure to use their cell phone at night so that the light shining from it illuminates their face.

Vadouche by Clark W Grizz July 7, 2009

vondouche nozzle 

when someone is being excessively rude or stupid

"did you see that text David sent me?"
"yeah. where does he come up with that crap?!"
"idk, hes such a vondouche nozzle"

vondouche nozzle by Bridgette!! March 9, 2009