voodouche 

when you involuntarily get stuck being around a douchebag and somehow his douchiness wears off on you and you say or do something douchey yourself. He has cast his voodouche spell on you.

Andrew- "The other day Mike brought Dobson with him to the range"

Jeff- " that Dobson guy is such a douchbag, he's a tool"

Andrew- "I know, I got stuck listening to how great he is for over an hour. When I got home I was telling Barry how great I did at the range. That douchebag cast his voodouche spell on me."

Jeff- "you're fucked, douchebag. You are now a tool like Dobson is"

voodouche by rileyriley June 3, 2010

Vardouche 

A word to describe an individual who has shown themselves to be very emotionless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

A soul less person that has zero ability to be nice to people within his group of "friends".

A person that has the ability, passion, and purpose in life to undermine others dreams

Has zero appreciation for the Tri-Wizard Tournaments and all things associated with Harry Potter.

I was submitting ideas for new events and I was totally shut down and dismissed since I said "Tri-Wizard" He was such a Vardouche.

yo! Vardouche shut your mouth!

Fuck you Vardouche.

Why you such a Vardouche?

Vardouche by Beiber ManChild March 15, 2011

Virdouche

A extremely overweight person whom enjoys constantly consuming food.

Jessica: Gah. This person won't stop texting me about food.
Tyrone: That's Virdouche alright; he probably wants Taco Bell again.
Jessica: What a fatty.

Virdouche by TheBlackTaco November 10, 2009

Vedoucheraptor 

The Vedoucheraptor, or Vedouchious Raptoranus, is a species native to the inland coastal tribal hunting grounds of the common male stereotypical hairy southern bridge nosed jawa wombat. Standing an average height of -1003cm, the Vedoucheraptor preys on the unsuspecting Drop Bears of South East Asia, primarily Australia. They are known for their ferocity and also for the all too common erectile disfunction that plagues their kind. The Vedoucheraptor is a direct descendant of the town of Home Hill, being its first child from the illegitimate relationship with its sister city Ayr in Northern Queensland.

Fred: "Holy F**K Joe, Did you see the size of that Vedoucheraptor !!!"

Joe: "Yeah...that was a big one."

Vedoucheraptor by Nekrayleaus Zwinick March 30, 2009

Valdouches 

A term to describe annoyance and The french or French Canadian version of a Douche/Douche bag, usually said to describe multiple women.

hey where are those Valdouches with my sandwich.

Valdouches by wolfmanali April 25, 2010

Vadouche

same as douche bag but the term is used to describe a female douche.

a douche bag (guys) vadouche (girls)

someone who:

Thinks they are cool and are not.
Thinks they are the hottest person in the world.
Finds any excuse to expose themselves to show how hot they think they are.
Wears sunglasses that are way too big or aviator glasses.
Drives a vehicle that makes no sense (I.E. 15' lifted truck).
Who asks every girl if they twitter as a pickup line.
Flips their collar up because they think they are cool.
Wears their hat BARELY on top of their head sideways for no reason other then to look cool.
Keeps the original label/sticker on their hat/clothing.
Has spinners on their vehicle...they are way out now.
Drives without a shirt on.
Wears girl pants when they are clearly cutting off the circulation of the penis.
Stacks as many empty beer cans/bottles as they can to show how much alcohol they can drink.
makes sure to use their cell phone at night so that the light shining from it illuminates their face.

Vadouche by Clark W Grizz July 7, 2009

Voodoochick

Women that take classes in voodoo and sewing just to make dolls of ex-boyfriends and husbands. The dolls are typically found with excessive punctures to the groin, eyes and back. (With ex-husbands, the wallet is often a target too.)

I'm taking Kim on a date tonight. You're what? Ya, she's into all the things I am, golf, nice cars, skiing. Brosef, you can't... she's a voodoochick, you won't be able to handle the breakup!

Voodoochick by FrostyMaine October 20, 2008