Vinquilibration
The self-perpetuating act of adding more wine to match the remaining cheese on one’s plate, which then requires adding more cheese to match the refreshed wine, and so on. Describes any similarly recursive effort to preserve balance between wine and its accompaniments, such as chocolate or charcuterie.
Etymology: From vin (French for “wine”) + equilibration (“the process of achieving balance”).
"No more wine! You vinquilibrate me so often I never have a chance to finish, and it's too much."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).