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red vining by theofficeftw December 5, 2012
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Da Vinci's Cradle
Da Vinci's Cradle (DVC) is the sensational feeling of euphoria and ecstasy in a man's genitals that occurs during extreme falls and especially thrill rides at theme parks.
"Oh hell yes, that ride gave me extreme Da Vinci's Cradle!
"Too bad that the ladies will never experience the awesomeness of DVC."
"Dude, the DVC on that ride almost made me jizz!"
"Too bad that the ladies will never experience the awesomeness of DVC."
"Dude, the DVC on that ride almost made me jizz!"
Da Vinci's Cradle by Bobessethoe Crawielyeters April 26, 2009
Violent vindictive psychopath
A violent vindictive psychopath is one who will beat people up for no apparent reason, and then, will often make up stories about how it was their victims fault, or that nothing actually happened.
Usually they end up beating up their wives/girlfriends, and often they have violent tempers which many people around them don't know about.
Usually they end up beating up their wives/girlfriends, and often they have violent tempers which many people around them don't know about.
Sean was a violent vindictive psychopath when he tried to repeatedly kick in the skull of that innocent guy.
Violent vindictive psychopath by Shulian The First! February 15, 2010
Miss Vanjie
The phrase we say when we exit the room backwards and slowly( Created by Vanessa Vanjie Mateo-Rupaul’s Drag Race season 10)
Miss Vanjie by AHoeNeverGetsCold May 23, 2018
Vinitate
When you shred someones booty cheeks on december 23rd for a good holly christmas cheer. Can also be done on the night before christmas, but be careful don't let santa catch you or he will give you a hardy holly jolly christmas with one of his toys.
Man- yo its december 23rd!
Other Man- Ok just vinitate me already.
Man - alright ill be quick so santa doesnt see us.
Other Man- Ok just vinitate me already.
Man - alright ill be quick so santa doesnt see us.
Vinitate by Booty Eatin Bandit December 5, 2019
Da Vinci Chode
A penis whose girth and length are related by Da Vinci's golden ratio of 1.618. It is believed only to have only ever been possessed by 3 people: Leonardo Da Vinci, Harry Potter and Jesus Christ.
"Although I definitely recognized the genital warts he was trying to hide with his matted pubic hair, no self-respecting girl can turn down a Da Vinci chode," sighed Ginny.
Da Vinci Chode by gurdygurdygurdy May 7, 2011
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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